[Dakmar]

That would make Helen Thomas subject to the "old growth" regulations. We must re-pot her in a stretch of Pacific-Northwwest rainforest immediately.

[tet68]

I thought I saw a spotted owl in her hair last time.
Or maybe that was just the bugs moving.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

That would make Helen Thomas subject to the "old growth" regulations. We must re-pot her in a stretch of Pacific-Northwwest rainforest immediately.

I recommend the Petrified Forest in Arizona. She's gotta be at least 3 million years old.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Wonder how many rings are inside that trunk?

[HardStarboard]

>>>We must re-pot her in a stretch of Pacific-Northwwest rainforest immediately. <<<

You ain't re-poting Helen in my stretch of the Pacific Northwest without a fight. We already have enough spotted owls.