Nobody is like Bill -- let's get him back [Mega barf alert]

Detroit Free Press ^ | September 4, 2002 | Rochelle Riley

[Quilla]

Two Novembers ago, while politicos and pundits fought back and forth over whether Al Gore got robbed of a presidential election, I wasn't thinking about Gore.

Oh, I wanted the fight to be fair. I wanted all the votes counted until the cows came home because, after all, that's what an election is for. But my first thought was: Wouldn't it have been nice to have Bill back? Wouldn't that have been fun?

[dead]

She'd bring her own ice.

[11th Earl of Mar]

I agree.

Can't we have more presidential photo ops?

Can't we get the corporations to cook their books for another four years?

Can't we turn our backs on terrorists for just four more years?

Can't we have four more years of young interns snapping their thongs?

[BluesDuke]

And just who is this illiterate, unthinking idiot?

Exactly.

[RISU]

AND THIS IS WHAT I GOT BACK FROM HER IN AN EMAIL TWENTY SECONDS AFTER i SENT THE ABOVE RANT: (An autoresponder obviously. And autoresponse from an automaton)
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"People who cannot defend their arguments usually just call names. Thanks for reading my column! Rochelle"

Rochelle Riley
Columnist
Detroit Free PRess
600 W. Fort St.
Detroit, MI 48226
Phone: 313 223-4473
Fax:: 313 223-4726
E-mail: riley@freepress.com

[Cicero5]

Nix the 22nd ammendment! Sure, why not? And I'm sure that there are a few others that she would like to "nix" as well...the first and second come to mind...

[NativeNewYorker]

More idiocy.

[ArcLight]

How do you know it's an autoresponse? Some of us journalists write back quickly.

[ArcLight]

Shoot! You beat me. I just posted this about 2 minutes after you. Appalling, ain't it?

[linn37]

kneepad award for this chick

[austingirl]

Mega-barf alert doesn't even begin to describe the sensations you're in for reading this swill. There must be a designation more powerful than this to warn people! My blood pressure went through the roof - my stomach did flip-flops, my synapses fried themselves. My God, this is utter crap.

[johnny7]

“We don't have to blow up the world.”

This is priceless! What a complete moron.

The woman makes Begala and Lanny Davis sound like rookies in the Knee-pad League.

Excuse me while I vomit on the wall.

[citizen]

Hey cut her some slack......after all clinton wuz the 1st BLACK president

[PS I was betting she was AA before I saw the picture]

[Kaslin]

Did you see that idiotic woman yesterday on Hannity and Colme who wants a teacher fired because she used the word niggardly?

[Kaslin]

Did you see that idiotic woman yesterday on Hannity and Colme who wants a teacher fired because she used the word niggardly?

[NEWwoman]

The Bill Clinton who should be president gave us peace.

Like he ignored the first bombing of the WTC. Left soldiers defenseless in Somalia. Bombed Bosnia to distract attention from Monica ... She probably meant "wanted a piece" instead of " gave us peace"

He gave us economic well-being.

Didn't the current recession start in 1999?

[Kaslin]

Oops sorry for the hiccup

[NativeNewYorker]

How about this?

"...Detroit Free Press columnist Rochelle Riley writes that "I'm less interested in what pundits feel than how the different coverage makes little black girls feel..."

[an amused spectator]

Bring back the good times The Bill Clinton who should be president gave us peace. He gave us economic well-being.

Most Americans don't understand that the price of Clinton's 1996 re-election was their 401Ks.

Apparently, Rochelle Riley is one of these people.

[Howlin]

White studies?

Uh-huh.

[Howlin]

I did. Whew. She did everything but give the black power salute.