DFU SONG: Moon River (from Breakfast at Tiffany's for Bob Beckel's Tiffany) 8-30-02

DFU SONG PARODIES | 8-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - MOON RIVER - No. 26611

Bob's liver…she will rip it out
Of that there is no doubt, you'll see
It sounds corny…he was horny
He saw her online and he called Tiffany

Bob's liver…it will not last long
Let's celebrate in song…oh boy

His money's worth he surely got…yes, Tiffany was hot
Her bottom he would swat
Bob's liver…goodbye

(soothing melodic tones for a long painful time - advance to 2:40)

Bob's liver…may have company
More anger we can see…it's true
For extra sex…his spleen is next
His gonads perhaps will be joining them too

Bob's liver…it will not last long
Let's celebrate in song…oh boy

His money's worth he surely got…yes, Tiffany was hot
Her bottom he would swat
Bob's liver…goodbye

[doug from upland]

pinging the ping list

[Ann Archy]

Just thinking about that fat toad's liver and what that poor girl Tiffany had to do....it's enough to make you want to ....to....To.....ROTFL!

[janetgreen]

Great lyrics, Doug! I can just hear Andy Williams singing...

[doug from upland]

I wonder if the lovely Mrs. Beckel will find it easier to remove his spleen with a pitching wedge or a 3-iron.

[JohnBovenmyer]

Bob Beckel will win this one because like his role model he has no shame. The extortionists had no hold on him.

[janetgreen]

His spleen? Doug, I have a feeling that she won't be aiming for his spleen, maybe a bit lower...

[doug from upland]

I put the gonads in there too. :)

[janetgreen]

She'll get extra points if she hits those little buggers...