I like homosexuals. They are good.
Why?
Because I'm a straight male, and heterosexual males are competition. Homosexual men, of course, are not. The more homosexual men there are, the less competition for the women.
And, quite honestly, I need all the lack of competition I can get.
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PS There are about half as many lesbians as gays, so the formula still looks positive for woman-loving guys.
Also, women value gays as friends, so they don't seem to resent homosexuality, even though it's to their romantic disadvantage. So in the end, everyone gains from homosexuality. Men get less competition, and women gain friends. What could be better?
Spoken like a true log cabin republican. Excuse me if I don't subscribe to immorality.