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A Message From The Citizens Of The "Great Satan" To The Rest Of The World
ToogoodReports ^ | August 28, 2002 | John Hawkins

Posted on 08/28/2002 7:36:48 AM PDT by Starmaker

Anyone who regularly reads non-American newspapers can tell you it's the fault of the United States that there's so much pollution in the world. We' re also responsible for floods in Europe, earthquakes in Afghanistan, and if global warming ever actually happens that'll be our fault as well for not signing the totally ineffective Kyoto protocol.

We're regularly denounced at the UN for not signing treaties that would have a larger negative impact on us than any other nation. We're accused of wanting to be "above the law" for not recognizing the authority of an international criminal court treaty that we have not ratified and have "unsigned."

Japan and South Korea resent the soldiers we've had in their nations for decades to defend them from their enemies. African leaders denounce America for not giving them enough aid even as their hands are stretched out asking for more. European leaders look down their noses at Americans despite the fact that we came to their rescue multiple times in the last century.

9/11 was even our fault because we made Osama Bin Laden angry by keeping our infidel soldiers on the "holy sand" of Saudi Arabia to keep fellow Muslim Saddam Hussein from invading. We're constantly told that we have to convince the "Muslim street" that we're not infidel crusaders who want to continue a centuries old fight with them that ended before the US even became a nation. After more than a decade of trying to make peace between the Israelis and the Palestinians, the Palestinians had a party in the street when their heroes in Al-Queda murdered almost 3,000 Americans.

Well the citizens of the "hyperpower", "imperialist hegemony", "Great Satan" or whatever else you want to call us are starting to weary of being the whipping boy for the rest of the planet. In particular, a few things really grind on our nerves.

•   The leaders of African nations who've hopelessly wrecked their countries complaining that we don't give them enough money. Maybe if they spent a little more time and effort improving the lives of their citizens and a little less time looking for Western money to sock away in their Swiss bank accounts everyone would be better off.

•   European leaders who criticize America to score points with the lefties back home. They might want to start thinking about whether damaging their nation's relationship with the US is more important than scoring a few points in their next election.

•   European government officials, columnists, etc, who act as if the United States is the focus of evil in the modern world. Between WW1, WW2, the Marshall Plan, and the Cold War we've been pretty good to Europe over the last century or so and treating us like we're some sort of global menace after all of that is ingratitude of the worst sort.

•   Europeans who decry America's use of force to protect it's own citizens from terrorists but who had no such issues with getting American help to liberate European nations and protect European citizens from harm.

•   Nations that sit on the sidelines and carp about how the United States is getting in the way of their unrealistic and utopian version of the way the world works. It's very easy to complain when other nations take all the risks while your nation reaps the rewards for their actions.

•   People who whine that America looks out for it's own interests as if that' s not the case for every single nation in the world.

•   Any representative of the Saudi government who complains about anything having to do with the US. Considering that we saved Saudi Arabia from Iraq in the Gulf War we had reason to expect a little gratitude. They repaid us by setting up anti-US schools and mosques across the world, by supplying 15 of the 19 Sept. 11 hijackers, and by refusing to let us use our military bases on their soil for attacks on Iraq. I think we've heard about enough from the Saudis to last about the next 50 years.

•   Middle-Eastern mouthpieces for Arab dictators who complain about bad press in the US moments before they shill for terrorist supporting nations.

•   Out of touch United Nations bureaucrats who try to foist their social science experiments on the whole world in general and the US in particular. The UN may view itself as some sort of 'world government' but we view them as a bunch of bumbling incompetents who have no authority to tell us to do anything.

If you want to disagree with something the US does that's fine with me. But the contrarian & reflexively hostile opposition to almost everything we do has long since gotten old. Especially when it comes from people who take our money, our protection, or who benefit substantially from the things we accomplish without having to bear their fair share of the risk or the costs. Too many people across the world have started to think that getting US support when they're in trouble is axiomatic. But the next time another "world crisis" occurs (and there will always be a next time), we're going to be able to ask for the first time since the Revolutionary war, "what did they do for us when we needed help?" If the answer to that question is "they sat on the sidelines and complained," then as far as we're concerned, don't call us and we won't call you.

To comment on this article or express your opinion directly to the author, you are invited to e-mail John at webmaster@rightwingnews.com .


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1 posted on 08/28/2002 7:36:48 AM PDT by Starmaker
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To: Starmaker
I love a good rant on a Wednesday morning!
2 posted on 08/28/2002 7:41:29 AM PDT by GnL
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To: Starmaker
Very well written ! The only thing I would add would be about the Moron African rulers who are refusing the "altered" wheat (the same stuff we eat every day) for their starving masses.

If anyone ever wondered whether or not these clown were stupid, here's your proof.

DEBRA SAUNDERS RELATED "EARTH SUMMIT" PIECE

3 posted on 08/28/2002 7:49:47 AM PDT by stlrocket
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To: Starmaker
Amen...
4 posted on 08/28/2002 7:51:22 AM PDT by trebb
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To: Starmaker
I think it's time we withdrew from the world and let it stew in its own problems. No more loans, no more military help. Screw 'em all.
5 posted on 08/28/2002 7:53:38 AM PDT by A Ruckus of Dogs
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To: Starmaker
Actually, given the ridiculous antics currently going down in Jo-berg, Bush's decision to stay home is looking pretty good. Today they called for an end to farm subsidies as a means of getting developing nations' products to market. European subsidies $60+ million, Japan's $30+ million, our own $19+ million...that would be bad enough, but it seems pretty silly to me to be talking about bringing developing countries' agricultural products to market on a continent facing imminent starvation.

Idiots.

6 posted on 08/28/2002 8:02:24 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill
Bush would only supply credibility to this circus. glad he stayed home.
7 posted on 08/28/2002 8:10:19 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: Starmaker
Japan and South Korea resent the soldiers we've had in their nations for decades to defend them from their enemies.

Fine. Bring 'em home. Let them watch our borders.

8 posted on 08/28/2002 8:16:03 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts
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To: Starmaker; carton253; xzins
Excellent.
9 posted on 08/28/2002 8:21:34 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Billthedrill
Let's see their idiot logic:

1) calls to end farm subsidies = farmers producing less
2) farmers producing less = less exports to other nations
3) less exports to other nations = increasingly strained resources of impoverished peoples
4) increasingly strained resources of impoverished peoples = more calls to end farm subsidies.
5) repeat steps 1 thru 5
10 posted on 08/28/2002 8:59:23 AM PDT by azhenfud
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To: Starmaker
Anyone who regularly reads non-American newspapers can tell you it's the fault of the United States that there's so much pollution in the world. We' re also responsible for floods in Europe, earthquakes in Afghanistan, and if global warming ever actually happens that'll be our fault as well for not signing the totally ineffective Kyoto protocol.

Anyone who regularly reads American newspapers could tell you all these things and more are our fault as well.

11 posted on 08/28/2002 9:02:50 AM PDT by Jesse
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To: Corin Stormhands; Notforprophet
Fantastic Rant!
12 posted on 08/28/2002 9:14:05 AM PDT by 24Karet
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To: Corin Stormhands
My sense is that we should do what's in our interests and to heck with the rest of the world's opinions.

If president (probably one of many reasons I'd never get elected :^)) I'd take out Iraq tomorrow and Iran the day after. Then Saudi would be "toppled."

I'd make "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" the new national anthem for each of those former terrorist states.
13 posted on 08/28/2002 9:24:18 AM PDT by xzins
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To: Starmaker
"But the contrarian & reflexively hostile opposition to almost everything we do has long since gotten old. Especially when it comes from people who take our money, our protection, or who benefit substantially from the things we accomplish without having to bear their fair share of the risk or the costs. "

I agree 100%. But then how stupid does that make us if we continue to provide these things to countries who have nothing but contempt for us and our culture.

I have no problem with private funds going to help others but not another dime of taxpayer money should be spent on our enemies.

Our idiotic leaders can't understand this.

14 posted on 08/28/2002 10:33:27 AM PDT by monday
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To: GnL
Me, too.
15 posted on 08/28/2002 11:02:15 AM PDT by victim soul
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To: GnL
Who cares what they think, a big GFYS is sufficient reply to any of their complaints about the US.
16 posted on 08/28/2002 2:48:53 PM PDT by RJS1950
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To: A Ruckus of Dogs
I think it's time we withdrew from the world and let it stew in its own problems. No more loans, no more military help. Screw 'em all.

I nominate this for quote of the week!

17 posted on 08/28/2002 2:54:35 PM PDT by WIladyconservative
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