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Exiled American King Triumphantly Returns To Washington
The Onion ^
| August 27, 2002
| The Onion
Posted on 08/28/2002 5:30:01 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day
Check out the photo! It's old Billy Jeff!
To: Phantom Lord; MeeknMing; maxwell; dubyaismypresident; RikaStrom; xsmommy
King William ping!
To: Constitution Day
Will the Court Jester be "that woman"?
To: philman_36
Not sure, but notice that there was no mention of Queen Hillary?
To: Constitution Day
Not sure, but notice that there was no mention of Queen Hillary?
Of course not, she's a "Lady in Waiting".
To: philman_36
LOL!!!
To: Constitution Day
I didn't know we had a king....I didn't vote for him!
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08/28/2002 6:16:01 AM PDT
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Overtaxed
To: Constitution Day
His and Her Majesties aboard their yacht.
To: Constitution Day
To: Overtaxed
You must not have gotten the royal decree yet, serf! :)
To: Constitution Day
bump
To: MeeknMing
LOL! Hit your ping list, wouldya?
To: Constitution Day
You must not have gotten the royal decree yet, serf! :) Did some watery tart lob a scimitar at him?
To: Overtaxed
Nice Freudian slip!
A scimitar is a big curved sword...
...which would probably sting a bit if it got lobbed at ya.
Regardless of whether is was a scimitar or a scepter, a tart was certainly involved!
To: Constitution Day
is= IT
To: Overtaxed; Constitution Day
I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective!!
To: billbears
You're fooling yourself...we're living in a dictatorship!
To: Constitution Day; Snow Bunny; Alamo-Girl; onyx; Republican Wildcat; Howlin; Fred Mertz; ...
To: Constitution Day
It is reported that his return was for the purpose of pumping his new book (pictured below) -- and several female INTERNS he missed during his first visit.
Clintoon's book will be published by Alfred Knopf Publishing.
“Knopf” is 13th Century German for “ incredibly stupid buyer of other peoples’ garbage.” Knopf is a very old publishing house best known for such early classics as
“How to Enjoy The Inquisition” by Father Torquemada
“You Get My Point?” by Vlad the Impaler
“Guillotine Maintenance and Repair” by Citizen Robespierre
Three of their more recent offerings are “PeeWee Herman’s Movie Guide,” “Gary Condit’s Guide to Picking Up Chicks” and “Compared to Us, Ponzi Was a Freakin’ Choirboy” co-authored by Gary Winnick, Ken Lay and Terry McAuliffe.
All available in a dumpster or landfill near you!
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