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35 Things Not to Say to a Cop!
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Posted on 08/25/2002 8:17:12 AM PDT by KLT
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To: mewzilla
In my area there is a car with this sticker but it BELONGS to a cop. Go figure.
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posted on
08/25/2002 9:55:07 AM PDT
by
hscott
To: Momaw Nadon
hahaha!
To: PatrioticAmerican
Hey, # 42 really happened with me. I was on probation for 30 days for another traffic violation and was driving to San Antonio in my mustang convertable. It was in and out of work zones. There was a cop in the right lane. I had no idea what the speed limit was and was not going to pass him. He kept slowing. At about 40 I pulled behind him. He stopped me and asked me what the speed limit was. I told him I had no idea but I figured if anyone should know he should. He laughed and looked at my car like what a waste and shook his head and told me to keep up or stay out of the fast lane and drove off.
To: KLT
62. I remember when I went through 4 months of training, 'cept I became a diesel mechanic.
63. Do those federal guys taunt you? You don't cry about it do you?
64. If you can, remove the cuffs in the back of the cruiser while showing him, saying, "Man you put those on tight!"
65. Could you clear my gun? (It confuses them. Clear? They don't know how.)
65.
To: CindyDawg
Ha! "Keep up!" From a cop!
To: KLT
65. Sorry, I wasn't paying attention, I was checking out to the tunes of my new cop-killer CD. ButtDog has a great new line about you pigs.
To: KLT
If it's a female cop....
Put 'em on the glass, Baby!
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posted on
08/25/2002 10:03:11 AM PDT
by
gilor
To: Force12
Did you earn that gold brain bucket the same way my kid earned his gold star in kintergarden?
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posted on
08/25/2002 10:05:04 AM PDT
by
dalereed
To: gilor
LOL!
To: KLT
66. Wow, we have a lot in common. We're both firearms experts. I took a basic pistol course, too!
To: KLT
67. Yeah, my little sister is a cop. She's thinks she's tough, too.
To: KLT
If he's black and you're white: "You just did this because I'm white, didn't you?"
If he's white and you're black: "You don't want me to call Jesse Jackson about this, do you?"
Pretend you don't speak English.
"But Officer, I was going 100 KILOMETERS per hour!"
To: KLT
#68 - I can sympathise with you officer - I was in the police academy once - till they found out my parents were married when I was born #69 - If you make me get out of this car, I'm gonna have to just beat your ass!
To: KLT
ROTFLMAO
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posted on
08/25/2002 10:23:34 AM PDT
by
weikel
To: KLT
#68 But occifer, I was only going one way!
To: gorush
LOL!
To: KLT
Not to be used in London at December:
69: Good evening, Cinstable, Happy Chrostmas
Regards, Ivan
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posted on
08/25/2002 11:00:21 AM PDT
by
MadIvan
To: KLT
Funny bump!
To: KLT
The immortal Jonathan Winters did a little bit where he is stopped by a patrolman for speeding. The patrolman asks"where's the fire?" Winters looks at the cop and says"in your eyes, officer."
To: KLT
LOL! Thanks for the heads up!
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