[MadIvan]

Not to be used in London at December:

69: Good evening, Cinstable, Happy Chrostmas

Regards, Ivan

[The_Sword_of_Groo]

Is that knowledge from first hand exp? :-)

I had an officer tell me to pour out a drink once. So I did. FYI: Cops DO NOT like having margaritas poured on their shoes.

Another one for the list...

"That machine only detects alcohol, right?"