Posted on 08/18/2002 8:29:29 PM PDT by doug from upland
I like to bake
my name's Martha Stewart
Someone's trying to drag me in the sewer
I did no wrong
I'm being persecuted
Those after me are really quite deluded
Do ya think I'm sexy
do ya like my cookies
There is more where that came from
I can certify I've got no Cooper's Droopers
Come on here and get you some
They dig for sex, Drudge is now reporting
They got my e-mails
with Flynt they'll be consorting
They know that I am hot and cannot hide their arousal
Causing grief when arguments are spousal
That GOP I am afraid will not be quitting
Into their tossed salad like Jesse I'll be spitting
Do ya think I'm sexy
do ya like my cookies
There is more where that came from
I can certify I've got no Cooper's Droopers
Come on here and get you some
I hate that right wing
they will not stop at anything
Just like Starr had done to the Sinkmaster
(musical break)
I told the truth despite that lie detector
Now over my head there hangs an awful specter
Oh, what now
my soufflé is falling
I feel like sitting on my floor and balling
No one is watching
they are all changing the channel
Bill gave me kneepads that have been lined with golden flannel
Do ya think I'm sexy
do ya like my cookies
There is more where that came from
I can certify I've got no Cooper's Droopers
Come on here and get you some
There's no lower form of life than a rich liberal!
Congrats.
Jesse Jackson admitted in a November, 1969 "Life" magazine interview that when he worked as a waiter in a Greenville, South Carolina hotel he spat into the soups and salads of White customers. "[Spitting into the food] gave me a psychological gratification," Jackson said.
During his early years in the civil rights movement Jackson often repeated this story to audiences. In fact the New York "Times" in a July, 1972 article, said: "Jesse would spit into their soup or salad before he brought it to the table, and watch with enjoyment as Whites ate gobs of saliva as though it were, say, oil and vinegar dressing."
I never watched " DALLAS ", so I don't know what you're talking about. :-)
BTTP
Just joking. Of course I wasn't playing the stock market,thank God. I heard so much negative stuff about Martha Stewart to turn a maggot's stomach.
1. Find a person who did something deserving mocking
2. Go through the story to find a few specifics to incorporate into the song that may have some humorous possibilities.
3. Find an appropriate MIDI. In this case, because she was talking about sex and the mean GOP investigating her like Sinkmaster, "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" came right away.
4. Start building the song line by line while playing the MIDI music over and over.
5. Attempt to put in it some double entendre that is not so blatant that JimRob will pull the song.
6. No matter who it is about, try to get in something to slap the Clintons.
ROFL. Perhpaps you meant "bawling"?
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