Posted on 08/16/2002 7:49:29 PM PDT by doug from upland
NOTE: Although a very big business deal is being worked on this weekend as I fight the terrorist b*stards, I am heartbroken that I won't get to meet Laura in Vegas. Mrs. DFU knows that I think she is really hot so she isn't heartbroken at all. Yeah, she is hot-looking all right, but her most endearing feature is a caustic wit.
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She's heard each day on the radio…we cheer --- Laura, way to go!
She is the liberals'…worst nightmare…they all fear her show
Always mocking witch Hillary…and, of course, Teddy Kennedy
If that beached whale would make a move…he'd lose a body part, you'd see
Now Laura's a FReeper…yes, Laura's a keeper
She's our newest inductee -- FR's right wing conspiracy
If you've seen her, she is very hot…if your single, take a shot
She'll grill you right on the air…she'll find out quickly just what you've got
About cars she is lost, you bet…good thing she doesn't drive a 'Vette
Her Toyota's gonna break…she's never checked the oil yet
Now Laura's a FReeper…yes, Laura's a keeper
She's our newest inductee -- FR's right wing conspiracy
We know she's hip and loves a joke…but a groan this one may evoke
You know me, I've got to ask…did Clarence offer her a coke
Now Laura's a FReeper…yes, Laura's a keeper
She's our newest inductee -- FR's right wing conspiracy
Now Laura's a FReeper…yes, Laura's a keeper
She's our newest inductee -- FR's right wing conspiracy
Every once in a while I'd see her smile
And she'd turn my day around
A girl with those eyes could stare through the lies
And see what your heart was saying
CHORUS:
Think of Laura but laugh don't cry
I know she'd want it that way
When you think of Laura laugh don't cry
I know she'd want it that way
A friend of a friend, a friend till the end
That's the kind of girl she is
Taken it to the lies of the left
Taken them out without warning
I know you and you're here
In everyday we live
I know her and she's here
I can feel her when I sing
Hey Laura, where are you now
Are you far away from here
I don't think so
I think you're here
Taking our fears away
Laura Ingraham
The Hillary Trap: Looking for Power in All the Wrong Places
Hyperion
2000
Final para:
The future belongs to the new feminist pioneers, not to Hillary and her tired ideas. These women are starting their own companies, battling bureaucrats to regain control of their schools, taking responsibility for their own safety, and making tough choices about careers and families without looking to the government for help. It's hard work avoiding the Hillary Traps, but it's the only way to a truly independent, fulfilling, and honest life. By taking responsibility for ourselves, we start to look for power in all the right places.
Like Free Republic.
Welcome, Laura Ingraham.
Doug, when are you going to make a cd of your songs? If you can sing as well as you write parodies, it will be great.
Her show has been on here for 6 months. She's very knowledgeable and does great voices. Don't know why she has the others on air with her, research assistants or something. She interviews everybody that's anybody and treats them like real people even if many are total liberals.
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