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Our Tigger Of A President
King Features ^ | Friday, August 16, 2002 | Charlie Reese

Posted on 08/16/2002 9:04:00 AM PDT by Budge

Our Tigger Of A President

President Bush reminds me of Tigger, the bouncy, high-energy pal of Winnie-the-Pooh. The president's own doctors have recently pronounced him to be in superb condition. Let us all rejoice in that. Unfortunately, the president seems to possess Tigger's mindless optimism and self-confidence.

When Congress recently forfeited its constitutional duty to set trade policy by passing fast-track legislation (the new Orwellian euphemism is "trade promotion authority"), Mr. Bush announced that he would accomplish magic with this authority. He will increase the number of American jobs, increase American exports and raise the living standards of all American families.

Bosh and hog slop.

I don't accuse our Tigger of a president of lying. I just accuse him of being ignorant. After all, the effects of free-trade policy are not a mystery. Mr. Bush should have asked for a report that answered these questions:

1. How many good American jobs have been lost due to (a) American firms moving their manufacturing jobs to cheap-labor countries; and to (b) cheap foreign imports?

2. How many good jobs have been created by an increase in American exports?

3. How many viable farms did we have before the era of so-called free trade, and how many have survived?

4. How do you explain the enormous and continuing record trade deficits if, in fact, free trade results in more American jobs?

The answers to all of these questions present an argument against free-trade agreements, not one in favor. Of course, free trade is a false banner. What has been the policy since the John F. Kennedy administration has been managed trade, falsely labeled as free trade.

Free-trade agreements would be simple to write. We would only have to say: Our tariffs on all imports are, say, 6 percent. Sell you what you can to any American who wishes to buy.

When the so-called trade agreement, however, runs to 20,000 pages of fine print or more, then you know that what has been negotiated is a series of trade deals, usually favoring those segments of the American economy with the most political clout. And we all know that in our times, political clout is spelled m-o-n-e-y. More than the devil resides in the details these days; so, too, does political corruption.

I believe in old-fashioned free trade, in which a small tariff is imposed for revenue purposes. I don't believe, as a rule, in protective tariffs — tariffs so high as to prevent other manufacturers or farmers from competing with Americans. But there must be exceptions. Some industries necessary to national security — and certainly agriculture is one of those — should be protected. Any nation that allows its agricultural base to be destroyed by cheap imports is committing suicide in the long run. So, too, with stuff needed for the strategic forces of the country.

I also believe that there should be a third category of tariffs — punitive tariffs. Any American company that dumps its American workers into the unemployment lines and moves its manufacturing facility to a cheap-labor country should be assessed a punitive tariff of at least 100 percent when it tries to export into the United States.

It's simply another example of corporate corruption for an American firm to pay foreigners $3 or $4 to cut and sew a pair of blue jeans it will sell to Americans for $50. Such "imports" should be slapped with a tariff high enough to double their retail price in the United States.

Trade policy, of course, is more than tariffs. It should be the goal of the U.S. government to encourage Americans to make and buy everything possible here in the United States and to import only what cannot be feasibly made here. That, of course, is not on the radar screen of either President Tigger or his cohorts in Congress.

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© 2002 by King Features Syndicate, Inc.

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KEYWORDS: authority; bush; congress; president; promotion; tigger; trade
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Charile Reese was loved on Free Republic, as long as Clinton was president.

Now that George W. Bush is President, Reese's popularity has diminished because of his truthfulness.

Don't get me wrong, "Dubya" was/is by far the better choice!

1 posted on 08/16/2002 9:04:00 AM PDT by Budge
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To: All
Please be gentle with your flames. =o)
2 posted on 08/16/2002 9:05:13 AM PDT by Budge
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To: Budge
Now that George W. Bush is President, Reese's popularity has diminished because of his truthfulness.

Reese's popularity has dimished because of his association with "Spotlight" and other Nazi interest groups. He's still popular with the "freepers" posting in Arab media, though ;).

3 posted on 08/16/2002 9:08:44 AM PDT by Cachelot
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To: Budge
After all, the effects of free-trade policy are not a mystery.

They sure aren't.

But how does Charlie Reese still manage to remain so ignorant of them?

4 posted on 08/16/2002 9:12:17 AM PDT by dead
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To: Cachelot
Charlie's choice for president:


5 posted on 08/16/2002 9:15:09 AM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: Miss Marple
OHH That so cuteeee comparing Dubya to Tigger

Tigger was always my fav character I used to have Tigger doll as little girl

It is true Dubya is Tigger I THINK

RACK ITTTTTTTT


Hey Miss Marple guess who going to Russia

North Korea Kim Jong 2

Why wellll he try ask Vlad for a favor

Try ask Vlad get Dubya get North Korea off axis of evil list

So far Dubya saying NYET to Vlad request LOL!

Vlad throw his hands up in the air

This coming off Tass news wire this morning
6 posted on 08/16/2002 9:18:53 AM PDT by SevenofNine
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To: Budge
"It's a funny thing about Tiggers," whispered Tigger to Roo, "how Tiggers never get lost." "Why don't they, Tigger?" "They just don't," explained Tigger. "That's how it is.



7 posted on 08/16/2002 9:21:35 AM PDT by kerberos3
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To: SevenofNine
President Tigger keeps bouncing along! Ha!

The most wonderful thing about Tiggers,
Is Tiggers are wonderful things!
Their tops is made out of rubber,
Their bottoms is made out of springs.
They're flouncy, jouncy, bouncy, pouncy,
Fun,fun,fun,fun fun!
And the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is...
I'm the only one!

My son STILL has his Tigger, which he took with him everywhere!

I don't think Charlie is going to get the rise out of all of us he wanted with calling W President Tigger. LOL!

8 posted on 08/16/2002 9:27:36 AM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: Miss Marple
Hmmmm . . . Could it be?


9 posted on 08/16/2002 9:37:09 AM PDT by theophilusscribe
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To: Budge
Bush is a moron, and probably won't win a second term. Though, I guess I'll begrudgingly vote for him if the only other viable choice is some fruit cake leftist like Gore or, God forbid, Hitlery.
10 posted on 08/16/2002 10:04:39 AM PDT by That Subliminal Kid
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To: theophilusscribe
LOL! Excellent work!
11 posted on 08/16/2002 10:05:10 AM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: Budge
I see. Charlie Reese asserts he knows a lot about economics. (We, of course, automatically believe him.) Charlie Reese disagrees with the Bush Administration on economics. That, of course, means the President is not only wrong, he is mindless.

There is, of course, an alternative explanation: Charlie Reese knows nothing about economics. He does not know he knows nothing. That, of course, means Charlie Reese is not only wrong, he is mindless.

People like Reese constantly assert President Bush is dumb. Since they don't know enough to support their arguments with facts, they resort to name calling. How dumb.

12 posted on 08/16/2002 10:11:14 AM PDT by EternalHope
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To: That Subliminal Kid
I have JUST the place for you to go and complain! Please join Eeyore. You may find him in the right hand corner of the map:


13 posted on 08/16/2002 10:11:31 AM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: Budge
"When Congress recently forfeited its constitutional duty to set trade policy by passing fast-track legislation..."

Bunkum and balderdash. If Congress doesn't like the deal, they can vote it down. It's impossible to negotiate a trade deal, then go back to Congress and get 300 amendments, then go back to negotiate. Doesn't work that way. We should have free trade anyway. Just put a 5% sales tax on all foreign trade to cover the costs of protecting the trade routes. The trade deals now are just ways to extort campaign contributions from various industries.

14 posted on 08/16/2002 11:00:39 AM PDT by Kermit
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To: Budge
Charile Reese was loved on Free Republic, as long as Clinton was president.

No he wasn't. Those of us who don't like anti-semitism have never given Reese the time of day.

15 posted on 08/16/2002 11:09:13 AM PDT by sinkspur
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To: Miss Marple
Now Miss Marple, you really shouldn't have gone there. I'm feeling sorry for someone now and I don't have a clue who!
16 posted on 08/16/2002 11:36:37 AM PDT by Prodigal Son
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To: Budge
What are the answers to the four questions in the editorial?
17 posted on 08/16/2002 11:40:57 AM PDT by Budge
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To: EternalHope
There is, of course, an alternative explanation: Charlie Reese knows nothing about economics. He does not know he knows nothing. That, of course, means Charlie Reese is not only wrong, he is mindless.

This is in addition to Charlie's priceless insights on the Middle East and the Civil War. How this babbling fool got to be so popular on FR is beyond me.

18 posted on 08/16/2002 11:59:12 AM PDT by Cable225
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To: That Subliminal Kid
"moron", "fruit cake"

You're really into that subliminal thang ain't ya LOL

19 posted on 08/16/2002 12:18:53 PM PDT by Darlin'
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To: Miss Marple
Please join Eeyore. You may find him in the right hand corner of the map

LOL!

20 posted on 08/16/2002 12:23:54 PM PDT by Fraulein
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