They agreed and went downstairs to breakfast. After they sat down their mother asked the 8 year old what he would like for breakfast.
He replied "Oh HELL, I think I will have some Cheerios". What did you say, his mother yelled? She went over and slapped him so hard he fell out of the chair. She picked him up off the floor, dragged him to his room and slammed the door.
When she got back to the kitchen, the 6 year old was sitting there wide-eyed.
She asked "now young man what do YOU want for breakfast"? He stuttered and said, "I don't know but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
