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JUST KIDDING!

MARINE ENTRANCE EXAM
Time Limit: 3 WKS
Name: _____________________________
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
___ (a) build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
___ (D) WRITE A PLAY!!!!
4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
___ (a) Jewish
___ (b) Catholic
___ (c) Hindu
___ (d) Polish
___ (e) Agnostic
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in America's far north called?
___ (a) Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
___ (c) Northerners
9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
Bush: __________________________________________
Carter: _________________________________________
Clinton: _________________________________________
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five:
11. Where does rain come from?
___ (a) Macy's
___ (b) a 7-11
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
___ (a) yes
___ (b) no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
___ (a) New York
___ (b) Florida
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) Wisconsin
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?
20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
___ (a) B.C.
___ (b) A.D.
* You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify

Seriously, from a perspective of having worked with pert near every group in the government and the military that uses weapons, the Marines were always a pleasure to deal with. They always had OUTSTANDING attitudes and were very quick to pick up on the training, and they were by far the politest folks I ever saw (Senior NCO's, including even our AF ones, were actually treated with respect, even by their officers).

And now I'll go and hide, especially from LadyX...

ROTFLMAO!!!!

"And now I'll go and hide, especially from LadyX..."

Duly noted, Ret..:)))

I do take exception to this, though, because of one thing.
When I was a classroom subjects instructor at Parris Island, I DID bring the levels for time for the test down from three weeks to two... LOLOL

Sorry Fella, this is the entrance exam for Texas A&M University, right Touch?

omg, that is incredibly hilarious! Must admit, though, I never would've figured it as the entrance exam for the Marines (to be promoted from 11th to 12th grade in our public schools, yes, of course; but n-e-v-u-h to qualify for any of our military branches ;-)