Be a Prophet for a Day

7/16/2002 | Frapster

[MurryMom]

Ten years from now the Repukies will still be starting malicious false rumors against Hillary Clinton, and attempting to impeach her from her second term as President.

[asformeandformyhouse]

Pedophilia will be considered normal.

[Gaston]

A new larger than ever World Trade Center will be built during an unprecedented economic boom.

http://www.wtc2002.com

[Alberta's Child]

And ten years plus one day from now, an incessant windbag named MurryMom will insist on defending Ms. Clinton against every charge even after irrefutable evidence that she committed serious crimes is brought to the surface.

[RC30]

Well first the biometrics will decide if your body can tolerate the extra calories in the Big Mac or the Slurpee...

[dinasour]

In ten years if you want to have a Big Mac or a slurpee...

In ten years, the Committee for Science in the Public Interest will have succeeded it getting Big Mac's and Slurpees declared hate-food and you will be arrested for crimes against humanity.

[aardvark1]

The Economy will recover any day now.

[maxwell]

Yeah, and tobacco-- what's tobacco? Wasn't that a poisonous substance associated with slavery, oppression and the South?

[Junior]

Aliens will land on the White House lawn.

[maxwell]

... And take Al Gore back home with them.

"It's the Mothership! Whoohoo!"

[Constitution Day]

I will be holed up in my steel bunker with my survival rations of ammo, beans, booze, tobacco and porn.

Dude, I will only visit if you have a proper ventilation system!
And no Ron Jeremy tapes.

[Phantom Lord]

And no Ron Jeremy tapes.

What? You prefer that pansy Peter North?

[maxwell]

Dude, I will only visit if you have a proper ventilation system!

Bwahaha... Yep, that's about right, dude... ;) "Self-asphyxiation", that's what the coroner's report'll read... BWAHAHA!

[LibKill]

Registered and Lazamataz will join forces.

They will publish a graphic that is harmless to Conservatives and Libertarians.

But Liberals will stare at it until they starve to death in front of their computers.

I can dream, can't I?

[Constitution Day]

Rocco.

[Constitution Day]

"Self-asphyxiation", that's what the coroner's report'll read... BWAHAHA!

Naaaah... you'll probably be okay.
Well, as okay as you ever will be.

That's just a debunked urban legend.

[MeekOneGOP]

There will no judges in the justice system because tiny tommy da$$hole and
leahy are still obstructing and holding out.

[MeekOneGOP]

Sure Max! I always have a brewski for you.

Take yer pick, buddy!

[Tennessee_Bob]

What? She's going to move to another country and run there? Maybe Zaire - or Argentina....

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

• The republicans will lose almost all seats in house and senate through spinlessness against the democrats

• The UN will have even more far reaching obtrusiveness into american laws

• Gun confiscation will begin in the US due to the lack of constitutional laws house to house confiscation leading to the deaths of many fighting americans who refuse to give them up this of course is played out by UN troops being used as police on american soil

• The UNconstitutional CFR will have devistating affects on the freedom of will of the american people free speech will be met with a gestopo type justice people will be hiding in order to freely talk walk and live

• George Washingtons dream may become a reality as i beleive we are close very close to surpassing George Orwells 1984

  I could go on but i wont you all prolly think im crazy enough already !