[spald]

Hadn't seen this posted but a third of the fortune would be a terrific price to pay.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Clinton Accused of Fathering Secret Love Child
			Posted by Types_with_Fist On Jul 11 3:28 PM with 112 comments The Scotsman ^ | Thursday July 11, 2002

[Neanderthal]

I guess the New York Times and Washington Post forgot to publish this story.

[Liberty 5-3000]

Why doesn't this surprise me?

[boothead]

Mr Clinton is being asked to take a DNA test

Why don't they just "scoop up" some out of the lavatory in the Capitol?????

[Capt. Tom]

The paternity battle began when Paul Pearson, a retired lawyer, from Dallas, Texas, demanded to know if the famously unfaithful former president is the real father of his son, Anthony, 20.

Am I missing something.

It would seem that Mr Paul Pearson would take a test to see if he is the father. If not, you go from there. - Tom

[RandyRep]

Gee, maybe Anthony Pearson has a crush on Chelsea Clinton...pretty common in Arkansas, I hear, to marry your close relatives.

Boggles the mind, eh?

Of course, he would need Chelsea to have a DNA test that shows Billy was not her father in order to marry her legally.

[Caipirabob]

I heard his love-child was interested in the military.

[Libloather]

Bump...

[leprechaun9]

I remember when Bob Bennett, Clintoon's lawyer, criticized the decision of the Court that made Clintoon stand for trial while he was president.

Bennett said, That this decision would bring hundreds of women out of the wood work making similar claims. At the time, I thought he was only trying to be funny, but now I realize that he probably has seen the FBI files on all of those women and the hundred number was NOT an exageration!

[UnBlinkingEye]

Who gives a sh!t.

Bush has refused to pursue any crimes, even war crimes and crimes against humanity of the prior administration. Apparently that could upset members of the club.

[Salvation]

The paternity battle began when Paul Pearson, a retired lawyer, from Dallas, Texas, demanded to know if the famously unfaithful former president is the real father of his son, Anthony, 20.

Inquiring minds want to know.

[oline]

Okay -- here it goes --- I have the issue of the National Enquirer with this story in it.....and I was all prepared for some juicy info on Clinton's love child and I was dissapointed -- this kid looks nothing like Clinton I must have compared their photos a dozen times. Now, I wouldn't be surprised if there is some child out there that *is* his --- but this kid clearly is not his.

The Enquirer also provides a picture of the real dad and the kid looks very similar to him.

[Kay Soze]

Bump

[Ann Archy]

There were NO tests done for the prostitute's child paternity. A Rag printed this from looking at the Starr Report on the Goo that he Spewed on Monica's blue Gap dress.

If Anthony turns out to be his kid and gets some of his money..well.....I'll be SCHADENFREUDING for years!!!

[irish_lad]

The Enquirer had this as a front page story several weeks ago. I saw it while standing in line at the store, and the kid does look a lot like Slick Willy.

[RichInOC]

Bloody hell...again?

[ravinson]

Time for a Slick Willie reprise:

(NOT) KNOCKIN' UP ANY WHORES
(parody of Bob Dylan's "Knockin' on Heaven's Door")

Hilly don't you get ticked off at me,
I can't do this gig no more.
It's gettin' way too dark and bleak,
But I ain't knockin' up any whores.

Not, not, knockin' up any whores,
Not, not, knockin' up any whores.
Not, not, knockin' up any whores,
Not, not, knockin' up any whores.

Y'all drop them guns there on the ground,
You can't use 'em anymore.
The mushroom cloud may come to town,
But I ain't knockin' up any whores.

Not, not, knockin' up any whores,
Not, not, knockin' up any whores.
Not, not, knockin' up any whores,
Not, not, knockin' up any whores.

I've got so much egg upon my face,
I can't see through it anymore.
I may destroy the human race.
But I ain't knockin' up any whores.

Not, not, knockin' up any whores,
Not, not, knockin' up any whores.
Not, not, knockin' up any whores,
Not, not, knockin' up any whores.

HEAR SONG ON MP3.COM.

From:

[philosofy123]

All the stealing, cheating, lying, and messing around with young girls will have to have some damn consequence some time! It would be a national holiday, when Bill signs a check for $10 millions! Wow!

[PJ-Comix]

I feel a song coming up: Love Child Number 9. It is to the tune of Love Potion Number 9. Someone help me with the lyrics here.

[mn_b_one]

Clinton is too stupid to father a child. Chelsea is not his daughter. Chelseas' father is Janet Reno.