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Bllind Psychic Gropes Buttocks To Tell Future
Reuters Odd News ^
| 7/9/2002
| Nick Tattersall
Posted on 07/09/2002 12:54:13 PM PDT by Hellmouth
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To: Hellmouth
"I do not need to feel bottoms for my own pleasure. My wife is quite beautiful enough for me," he said. How would Mr Blind Psychic know how beautiful his wife is???
To: Hellmouth
he could read people's futures by feeling their naked buttocksNew frat party pick-up line!
To: Hellmouth
Whatever you do - DON'T turn around.
To: Billy_bob_bob
What a scam!What do you mean "scam"? He really can tell the future by feeling your hinney. No "ifs", "ands", or "butts" about it!
To: Hellmouth
I feel you're a big ass ... (that will be $20)
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posted on
07/09/2002 1:22:18 PM PDT
by
fnord
To: stainlessbanner
Tonight, you will sit in a soft chair.
Tommorrow, you will sit on a leather chair.
Tommorrow night, you will lay your arse in the bed
Yeah this is too easy...
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posted on
07/09/2002 1:23:50 PM PDT
by
DETAILER
To: Hellmouth
"An apple-shaped, muscular bottom indicates someone who is charismatic, dynamic, very confident and often creative. A person who enjoys life," he said. "A pear-shaped bottom suggests someone very steadfast, patient and down-to-earth." Yeah, he told me something similar - 20 Deutschmarks and he sez "ach, Herr Drill, a pendulous bottom shaped like two three-liter plastic bags full of cold oatmeal iss a zign zat you are a sorry old git." He's got cold hands, too.
To: DETAILER
Excellent - the frat fortune teller! It's probably been tried before...hah!
He groped Hillary's buttocks, and predicted she would be President!
President of the Cottage Cheese factory.... Wahoooo
To: Hellmouth
, and says a stockbroker has been using his services for over two years.I wonder if thats where Dascle got the tip to dump his Global Crossing shares before it crashed.
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posted on
07/09/2002 1:30:54 PM PDT
by
putupon
To: Hellmouth
He sees his blindness as a great asset ROFL
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posted on
07/09/2002 1:35:48 PM PDT
by
B Knotts
To: Hellmouth
Ulf Buck said he finds American Democrats easier because he can start reading anywhere.
To: Hellmouth
Ach, Sergeant Schultz. I can zee zat you know nuthink, nuthink. Colonel Hogan iz a bane on your ex-cystence. Ach, Schultz, I can sense that you been eating der dumplings und beans at Rosies again. Pleaze open der vindow on your vay out.
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posted on
07/09/2002 1:37:21 PM PDT
by
Movemout
To: Hellmouth
"Ah yez. Mine reading tells me you forgot to vipe."
To: tomakaze
I'll tell your future at no extra charge!
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posted on
07/09/2002 1:47:49 PM PDT
by
Gumlegs
To: Hellmouth
Wasn't there a story a few months ago about a Japanese psychic who read fortunes by having sex with her clients?
To: Hellmouth
Blind Psychic Gropes Buttocks to See Future In my best Slim Pickens accent, "Well don't that beat all”
To: Gumlegs
Thanks, now I know what I'm gonna be for Halloween next year!
To: Gumlegs
heh heh ...
I know someone who did that for halloween last year.
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posted on
07/10/2002 12:41:56 PM PDT
by
tomakaze
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