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Packers fullback Davenport arrested (takes dump in woman's closet, calls it misunderstanding)
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Posted on 07/09/2002 6:00:37 AM PDT by Rodney King
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To: aculeus
Mary McCarthy / Lillian Hellman"Everything Davenport does is a lie, including #1 and #2."
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posted on
07/09/2002 7:48:07 AM PDT
by
dighton
To: Ham Hock
I guess he was flagged for backfield in motion!
To: zarf
Hmmmm, case goes to trial. Plaintiff's lawyer holds up bag and submits "evidence" of the crime............
To: Rodney King
Is he any relation to Chuck Berry?
To: dighton
In the NFL, you can be #1, but be careful where you do-do #2!
To: Rodney King
Hey, when did I eat corn?
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posted on
07/09/2002 8:21:58 AM PDT
by
AdA$tra
To: Rodney King
And these morons make how much a year??????
To: Rodney King
Is this the guy?
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posted on
07/09/2002 8:29:23 AM PDT
by
B Knotts
To: Rodney King
Well, it was a misunderstanding - what she actually said was "sit."
To: Rodney King
Oops. sounds like the Packers accidentally drafted someone who should have been a Viking......
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posted on
07/09/2002 8:34:57 AM PDT
by
Kozak
To: Rodney King
Thanks for the chuckle.. ya can't make this stuff up....LOL!
Reminds me of a childhood sleepover we had where a cousin became confused when he woke up needing to go in the night. He peed in the toybox. Next morning when another child went to retrieve a mask from the toybox... well you get the picture.
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posted on
07/09/2002 9:20:06 AM PDT
by
goodieD
To: dighton; aculeus; Rodney King
"Misunderstanding" bump. Of course. You people are awfully cruel about all this - is there anyone here who can honestly say that this has never happened to them, that you thought you were in the bathroom when you were actually taking a dump in your own laundry? I'm sure that's happened to all of us...right?
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Okay, so there's me, and...don't all hold your hands up at once now...and...me...and...okay, maybe it's just me and my man Najeh, then...
To: Rodney King
Pure jungle!
To: Rodney King
Martha Stwart could do a show on this. There must be a proper way to break into an apartment and leave your mark?
To: general_re; MeeknMing; dubyaismypresident; Constitution Day; Argh; hobbes1; CholeraJoe; ...
You people are awfully cruel about all this - is there anyone here who can honestly say that this has never happened to them, that you thought you were in the bathroom when you were actually taking a dump in your own laundry? I'm sure that's happened to all of us...right? Well not the laundry per se... Do skid marks count?
Bwahaha... Check out this article, dudes...
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posted on
07/09/2002 10:21:28 AM PDT
by
maxwell
To: maxwell; CaTexan; Snow Bunny; onyx; RonDog; Sabertooth; Fred Mertz; Bahbah; dixiechick2000; ...
LOL! I think I can die now. I've seen/heard it all!
To: MeeknMing
Oh, my...!
To: Rodney King
Yeah, I know guys who have urinated in closets before when they are drunk.A friend of mine pi$$ed in my guinea pig's aquarium while he was three sheets to the wind...
Good thing there was a nice, thick layer of cedar shavings in the bottom. Can't imagine what it must have been like from the guinea pig's perspective.
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posted on
07/09/2002 11:09:28 AM PDT
by
brewcrew
To: general_re
Under the influence of much beer, I once regurgitated over the railing of a 2nd floor balcony, but never committed nuisance in anybody's laundry.
To: Corin Stormhands
You ever smoke pot?
This ain't somethin you do while stoned. This is drunken behavior.
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