Packers fullback Davenport arrested (takes dump in woman's closet, calls it misunderstanding)

MSNBC ^ | today | some guy

[bvw]

I'vw heard that there is some number of burglars who do defecate on the floor in the houses they rob -- sort of a caling card.

[TwoStep]

**LOL**

[boris]

He was evidently packing fudge...

[mewzilla]

Ah, the National Felon's League. Where the sports news reads like a crime blotter.

[Atlas Sneezed]

I guess the age-old collegiate laundry basket question "is this REALLY dirty? [sniff]" is resolved without controversey.

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

Whoops, there goes my keyboard! Damn, I shouldn't have me mornin' tea while cruising threads like this.

It's only 7 a.m. here and you've already won Pun Of The Day. Congratulations!

[dead]

The former University of Miami player…

That explains everything.

[irish_lad]

LOL, a misunderstanding!

[dighton]

"Misunderstanding" bump.

[Frank Grimes]

you read my mind

[Paradox]

Simple explanation.... Tequila.

[Chemist_Geek]

Where the sports news reads like a crime blotter.

In this case, they could really use a blotter...

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

second-degree felony count of burglary

What burglary?!?! The guy brings something and it's now called burglary? If you take things is it now considered giving?

[Austin Willard Wright]

Did he "take a dump?" Wouldn't it be more proper to say that he "left a dump?"

[ArrogantBustard]

Somebody needs to tell this dude that if he wants to become the "Phantom S#!++er", the secret is to avoid detection and capture.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

He misunderstood where she said the toilet was?

[verity]

Najeh had nothing to do with the situation,” said Richard Sharpstein, Davenport’s attorney.

Should be an interesting lineup!

[aculeus]

A woman sleeping in the room, Mary McCarthy, told police she was startled by a strange sound and saw Davenport squatting in her closet.

Misunderstanding" bump.

Lillian Hellman did it?

[Ham Hock]

well, as they say, poop happens.