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DFU SONG: One Tin Soldier (one Sinkmaster is to blame for 9-11) 7-5-02
DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 7-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 07/06/2002 8:59:41 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - ONE TIN SOLDIER

We once had a loathsome leader we endured for eight long years
And to use the words of Clancy, he was the sum of all our fears
He always has been a phony…playing like he's some rock star
He thought it was all a game, and that is why we're where we are

One day he received a memo…it came from the Sudanese
They said they'd give us Bin Laden…anytime or place we please
But he's too busy getting BJs…yes, it was his fault
He had lowered our defenses…9-11 was the result

He was like a little boy who still was trapped in puberty
Rather than the nation's business, he would chase each skirt he would see
He would not allow rejection…yes, he did commit a rape
But the RATS had on their kneepads…and they let the scum escape

One day he received a memo…it came from the Sudanese
They said they'd give us Bin Laden…anytime or place we please
But he's too busy getting BJs…yes, it was his fault
He had lowered our defenses…9-11 was the result

He was truly psychopathic…of that, there is not a doubt
Those who stood there to defend him showed what DemocRATS are about
Playing with cigars and interns, mocking those in uniform
He may not pay on this earth, but he'll go where it's very warm

One day he received a memo…it came from the Sudanese
They said they'd give us Bin Laden…anytime or place we please
But he's too busy getting BJs…yes, it was his fault
He had lowered our defenses…9-11 was the result


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: 911; defense; didnotgiveadamn; heistoblame; offeredbinladen; scum; sinkmaster; traitor; worsteverprez
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To: doug from upland
I think I'm going to write Hugh and tell him I ENJOYED my YUMMY potato and macaroni salads this weekend....dare me????
21 posted on 07/06/2002 11:22:45 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma
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To: Brad's Gramma
Yes, and send him several pictures of potato salad.
22 posted on 07/07/2002 11:46:10 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: StarFan; gonzo
Heads up.

Gonzo -- can this be on the CD?

23 posted on 07/07/2002 11:59:51 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Evil man you are....

OK, do you HAVE any pics??????
24 posted on 07/07/2002 12:14:47 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma
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To: Brad's Gramma
No, just last week I threw away my entire portfolio of potato salad pictures. It was extensive. :)

P.S. For those who don't know what the heck we are talking about, Hugh Hewitt was ferociously attacking potato salad last week as the worst food in the world.

25 posted on 07/07/2002 12:21:39 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
OK.....I'll ask around.

He was HILARIOUS on his potato-salad rant, wasn't he???
26 posted on 07/07/2002 12:31:31 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma
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To: doug from upland
"...Gonzo -- can this be on the CD?..."

I dunno, Doug. Just hearing that tune is like trying to swallow vomit - somebody elses!

I really hated that song, but maybe aiming it at the Sinkmaster will work. We'll see.

Three weeks 'til moving day - I havn't exploded yet...........FRegards

27 posted on 07/07/2002 10:15:01 PM PDT by gonzo
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To: gonzo
Good luck with the move.
28 posted on 07/10/2002 12:01:10 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Thanks, pal........FRegards
29 posted on 07/10/2002 1:35:21 PM PDT by gonzo
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To: All
Bumping again for the truth.
30 posted on 07/24/2002 11:01:55 AM PDT by doug from upland
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