DFU SONG: One Tin Soldier (one Sinkmaster is to blame for 9-11) 7-5-02

DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 7-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - ONE TIN SOLDIER

We once had a loathsome leader we endured for eight long years
And to use the words of Clancy, he was the sum of all our fears
He always has been a phony…playing like he's some rock star
He thought it was all a game, and that is why we're where we are

One day he received a memo…it came from the Sudanese
They said they'd give us Bin Laden…anytime or place we please
But he's too busy getting BJs…yes, it was his fault
He had lowered our defenses…9-11 was the result

He was like a little boy who still was trapped in puberty
Rather than the nation's business, he would chase each skirt he would see
He would not allow rejection…yes, he did commit a rape
But the RATS had on their kneepads…and they let the scum escape

One day he received a memo…it came from the Sudanese
They said they'd give us Bin Laden…anytime or place we please
But he's too busy getting BJs…yes, it was his fault
He had lowered our defenses…9-11 was the result

He was truly psychopathic…of that, there is not a doubt
Those who stood there to defend him showed what DemocRATS are about
Playing with cigars and interns, mocking those in uniform
He may not pay on this earth, but he'll go where it's very warm

One day he received a memo…it came from the Sudanese
They said they'd give us Bin Laden…anytime or place we please
But he's too busy getting BJs…yes, it was his fault
He had lowered our defenses…9-11 was the result

[Brad’s Gramma]

Pings to ya'll

[TwoStep]

**Bumpity Bump**

[tubebender]

BUMP...

[TLBSHOW]

3 cheers for Doug he knows my dads to blame for 911and so does America

[lambo]

Billy Jack(Off) Ping.

[Brad’s Gramma]

I have some nasty comments I'd LOVE to make about that picture, but I think I'll just be quiet.

[TLBSHOW]

is she dating her dad?

[doug from upland]

It's really a no-brainer. Who doesn't know Sinkmaster is to blame?

Thanks for the pict.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Remaining silent, I am.....

[ModestoMama]

Oh this is fantastic!! My 3 kids have all gone through a teacher who had them memorize this song because it is "anti-war". They LOVE your new version because it shows WHY a tin soldier SHOULDN'T walk away but instead DO SOMETHING while he CAN!!!

[TLBSHOW]

:>)

[doug from upland]

Thanks. Please make sure the teacher gets a copy. :)

[Lancey Howard]

BUMP

[blackbart.223]

"I have some nasty comments I'd LOVE to make about that picture, but I think I'll just be quiet."

Same here.

[Brad’s Gramma]

AAAAhhhhh....sanity prevails.

[blackbart.223]

"AAAAhhhhh....sanity prevails."

At least for a while. God bless.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Thanks.

Did you see the thread, btw, about the immigration lottery????????? Doug, you too?

[blackbart.223]

"Did you see the thread, btw, about the immigration lottery????????? Doug, you too?

Can't say that I have. Is there a link?

[doug from upland]

I scanned it. Thanks. I guess he won the lottery and we lost. It is time for all non-citizens to depart.