Live lobsters lead to jail sentence (136 in her car...loose!)

The (Rockland, ME) Courier-Gazette ^ | 6.26.02 | David Dunkle

[Dog Gone]

If she ripped off the lobsters from the local Red Lobster restaurant, does that mean she Lobsterfest up to the crime?

Back in my youth, this humor would be a great example of what was known as a "Groaner." I used to spend hours making them up.

[fieldmarshaldj]

"C'mon, fellas, looks like we're gonna have to find another ride to the Ted Kennedy dinner."

[queenofsardonia]

ping (i think)

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Doreen Beerman, 44, and her boyfriend, Bryce H. Larkin, 22,

Why do I think I will be seeing these two on Jerry Springer sometime soon? I think Bryce might have mother issues.

[RANGERAIRBORNE]

Are we going to see this traffic stop video on "AMERICA's FUNNIEST POLICE CHASES"?

[Militiaman7]

Thanks for the audio.

A fellow National Lampoon Radio Hour Fan

[Cachelot]

Were the lobsters sober?

[MinuteGal]

She didn't confess, invoking the 5th amendment claws in the Constitution.

Leni

[Bahbah]

LOL. Good one.

[dighton]

Bump for two creative and amusing misfits.

[Xenalyte]

Your lobster sounds like Mr. Howell inside my head, bee.

[habs4ever]

You know anything about this calamity?

[subterfuge]

Officer Wigam: Uh...we're going to have to take those crustaceans in as evidence. There are what, one hundred eighty si...um, one hundred THIRTY six of 'em?

[GnL]

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

[strela]

She didn't confess, invoking the 5th amendment claws in the Constitution.

Ah, a hard-boiled suspect, eh?

[strela]

Back in my youth, this humor would be a great example of what was known as a "Groaner."

True. After all, I shelled out a lot of money for this computer; I'd get really steamed if I wasn't able to use it once in a while.

[Mark Turbo]

Pinchy would've wanted it this way.

--Homer Simpson

[FormerLurker]

Talk about interesting things to do with lobster. Hmmm, never thought of taking some for a ride while on a drunken spree. I really found the "slashed tire" part amusing. Were the lobsters accomplices to that crime too?

[MinuteGal]

Well, this is the end of my lobster tale. I butter shut my trap or the doctor will stick a thermidor in it to see if I'm quadrille. Or send me to a newburg till I recover.

Have to scampi off now. Sea ya tomorrow!

Leni

[Prodigal Son]

What in the name of God has Lobster Thievery come to these days? You see, it's bad apples like this that give profesional lobster thieves a bad reputation.