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Live lobsters lead to jail sentence (136 in her car...loose!)
The (Rockland, ME) Courier-Gazette ^
| 6.26.02
| David Dunkle
Posted on 07/02/2002 3:02:17 PM PDT by mhking
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Hold muh beer alert!
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posted on
07/02/2002 3:02:18 PM PDT
by
mhking
To: mhking
With a name like that I think she was destined for a DUI. The lobsters are just icing on the cake.
To: mhking
Was alcohol involved???
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posted on
07/02/2002 3:06:31 PM PDT
by
dennisw
To: mhking
Where's PETA??!!
To: mhking
Geez, the smell from the lobsters probably almost overpowered her alcohol breath....
To: mhking
IMHO, more like "Hold muh Everclear alert!"
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posted on
07/02/2002 3:12:51 PM PDT
by
Shermy
To: mhking
To: mhking
ROCKLAND - A city woman caught driving drunk with 136 live lobsters crawling around in her car was convicted Tuesday of burglary, criminal operating under the influence and criminal mischief stemming from a Nov. 14 crime spree What's wrong with that?
To: Billthedrill; vikingchick; dighton
,,, crustaceans as victims support group alert.
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To: mhking
Use a lobster, go to jail. AyYuh.
Good thing they didn't find a clam gun in her vehicle.
-archy-/-
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posted on
07/02/2002 3:18:59 PM PDT
by
archy
To: archy
"If lobsters are outlawed, only outlaws will have lobsters..."
And, "You can have my lobster when you pry it from my warm, boiling pot..." ;0)
To: archy
To: mhking
If the arresting cops had stripped searched her, they probably would have found a couple gross of crabs as well. ;o)
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posted on
07/02/2002 3:30:48 PM PDT
by
wheezer
To: shaggy eel
I noted with some consternation
That a lady just stole a crustacean.
Now, she might be a flake
Or a PETA fruitcake
But she saved it from slow mastication.
(From another thread a long time ago...)
To: mhking
Walker went to Larkin's home Nov. 15 and found many cooked lobsters in the kitchen and in the trunk of another carWell, I guess this is slightly better than running a meth lab.
But what's the deal with the lobster lab? Is there a market for cooked lobster that's been sitting in the trunk of a car?
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posted on
07/02/2002 3:38:36 PM PDT
by
Dog Gone
To: mhking
mmmmmmmm lobster
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posted on
07/02/2002 3:41:10 PM PDT
by
goodieD
To: Billthedrill
(From another thread a long time ago...),,, top marks for resource management.
To: mhking
If she ripped off the lobsters from the local Red Lobster restaurant, does that mean she Lobsterfest up to the crime?
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posted on
07/02/2002 3:44:58 PM PDT
by
strela
To: mhking; shaggy eel
but Larkin escaped from the police by running out the back door, court documents state.Closely pursued by a scurrying band of lobsters with vengence in their hearts.
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