[mhking]

Hold muh beer alert!

[white trash redneck]

With a name like that I think she was destined for a DUI. The lobsters are just icing on the cake.

[dennisw]

Was alcohol involved???

[buccaneer81]

Where's PETA??!!

[NewHampshireDuo]

Geez, the smell from the lobsters probably almost overpowered her alcohol breath....

[Shermy]

IMHO, more like "Hold muh Everclear alert!"

[martin_fierro]

EVERYBODY GET OUTTA HERE, THERE'S A LOBSTER LOOSE!

[ROCKLOBSTER]

ROCKLAND - A city woman caught driving drunk with 136 live lobsters crawling around in her car was convicted Tuesday of burglary, criminal operating under the influence and criminal mischief stemming from a Nov. 14 crime spree

What's wrong with that?

[archy]

Use a lobster, go to jail. AyYuh.

Good thing they didn't find a clam gun in her vehicle.

-archy-/-

[wheezer]

If the arresting cops had stripped searched her, they probably would have found a couple gross of crabs as well. ;o)

[Dog Gone]

Walker went to Larkin's home Nov. 15 and found many cooked lobsters in the kitchen and in the trunk of another car

Well, I guess this is slightly better than running a meth lab.

But what's the deal with the lobster lab? Is there a market for cooked lobster that's been sitting in the trunk of a car?

[goodieD]

mmmmmmmm lobster

[strela]

If she ripped off the lobsters from the local Red Lobster restaurant, does that mean she Lobsterfest up to the crime?

[vikingchick]

but Larkin escaped from the police by running out the back door, court documents state.

Closely pursued by a scurrying band of lobsters with vengence in their hearts.

</ creative writing mode off>

[fieldmarshaldj]

"C'mon, fellas, looks like we're gonna have to find another ride to the Ted Kennedy dinner."

[queenofsardonia]

ping (i think)

[RANGERAIRBORNE]

Are we going to see this traffic stop video on "AMERICA's FUNNIEST POLICE CHASES"?

[Cachelot]

Were the lobsters sober?

[dighton]

Bump for two creative and amusing misfits.

[subterfuge]

Officer Wigam: Uh...we're going to have to take those crustaceans in as evidence. There are what, one hundred eighty si...um, one hundred THIRTY six of 'em?

[GnL]

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster