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Palestinian Sonogram Shocks Civilized World
The Specious Report ^
Posted on 07/02/2002 7:51:07 AM PDT by Texaggie79
[Jerusalem, IL] - The Israeli army has released a sonogram discovered in a family photo album while searching the house of a wanted Palestinian militant in the West Bank city of Hebron.
It shows a fetus, which appears to be in the third trimester, wearing an explosives belt with wires attached and a headband similar to those worn by Palestinian militants. The fetus also appeared to be using a cell phone.
Family members insisted the sonogram was only a joke and was taken during a recent baby shower where "everyone was having a rollicking good time and dancing and stuff." Other family members said it was a fake planted by the army. Still others boasted it was an omen from Allah, accurately representing the next generation of Palestinians.
The authenticity of the sonogram could not be verified, but its publication in Israeli newspapers triggered a new war of words between Israel and the Palestinian Authority.
The army did not release the name of the family, nor would they confirm or deny the cell phone was being tapped.
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Israel; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: Texaggie79
The fetus also appeared to be using a cell phone.
And the cell phone had a Mossad planted bomb in it,right?
To: Texaggie79
If the Palestinian Arab men could be induced to shooting a few more blanks, we wouldn't have this problem.
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posted on
07/02/2002 7:53:14 AM PDT
by
aruanan
To: Texaggie79
Well, it would certainly be a short labor.....
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posted on
07/02/2002 7:53:16 AM PDT
by
r9etb
To: Guillermo; Mr. Bird; Tennessee_Bob; RedBloodedAmerican; Sir Gawain; Victoria Delsoul; Xenalyte; ...
ping again
To: Texaggie79
Oh, you are a sick puppy. But that doesn't make you a bad person.
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posted on
07/02/2002 7:58:03 AM PDT
by
Burn24
To: Texaggie79
What is next? Palestinians passing Jihad sperm warrior genes? Hezbolovaries?
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posted on
07/02/2002 7:59:23 AM PDT
by
blackdog
To: Texaggie79
Don't forget the Islamist Pussy Cat Bomber.
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posted on
07/02/2002 8:05:19 AM PDT
by
polemikos
To: Texaggie79
RAMBO IN UTERO!!!
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posted on
07/02/2002 8:09:20 AM PDT
by
Illbay
To: polemikos
Holy Cow!
Now, that is funny.
To: polemikos
That would explain the cat litter all over my daughters room this morning. I heard a shrill "Meowallah, death to the infadel dogs". Next, a loud bang followed by a shower of shrapnel Tidy Cat.
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posted on
07/02/2002 8:11:52 AM PDT
by
blackdog
To: Texaggie79
LOL.
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posted on
07/02/2002 8:13:28 AM PDT
by
weikel
To: blackdog
LOL!
Meowallah, Hackbar Hairball!
Death to the infidols!
To: LindaSOG
PING....
To: Texaggie79
Shame on you, attacking...oh, you know the drill.
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To: Texaggie79
The Israelis need to figure out how to pre-maturely detonate in utero.
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posted on
07/02/2002 10:33:17 AM PDT
by
ALASKA
To: Texaggie79
This is pretty funny. Although, it may be meant to undermine the importance of the photos of young children the IDF actually did discover.
To: Texaggie79
LOL. Good luck.
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