Man Films Teen In Foil; Both Deemed Disorderly

The Morning Call ^ | 5/29/02

[marshmallow]

LOWER NAZARETH TOWNSHIP

A man videotaping a teenager who was wearing an aluminum foil outfit in a supermarket parking lot and the teen were charged with disorderly conduct Friday night, police said.

William Fatzinger Jr., 18, of Nazareth, and a 17-year-old boy from Lower Nazareth Township were found at the Giant Food Store on Nazareth Pike at 10:48 p.m., police said.

Fatzinger had a video camera, and the boy, holding a large wrench, had aluminum foil around his head, a flexible hose coming out of his mouth and foil around his arms and thighs, police said. Copyright © 2002, The

[marshmallow]

The right to wear tin foil around the cranium is a subject which I know is dear to the heart of many Freepers.

However, the moral of this story is that one must be discreet. As the story shows, the cops are out to get you.

[Gaston]

and foil around his arms and thighs

That works too?

[Dakmar]

Fashion Police?

[babylonian]

I'd love to be in the courtroom for this one!

[aruanan]

Man Films Teen In Foil; Both Deemed Disorderly

Shouldn't this be "Teen Films Teen in Foil"? It was probably a school film project. It was only the fact that one of the kids was 18 and the other was 17 that made this a story.

[dighton]

Free the Lower Nazareth Township Two!

No Reynolds, no peace!

[Catspaw]

Fatzinger had a video camera, and the boy, holding a large wrench, had aluminum foil around his head, a flexible hose coming out of his mouth and foil around his arms and thighs, police said.

Oh, dear....I think I've been doing that foil thing all wrong. I thought it was just for the head. And I completely missed the flexible hose part, too.

Did the cops find out if the foil was worn shiny side out, because if it isn't, the rays will reflect back & fry your brain.

[Incorrigible]

[genefromjersey]

Oh, definitely !

They ( you know, and I know who they are ) have been getting very clever lately, with a total immersion thing - sort of an alien "baptism" - and total foil totally foils them - especially when you have some sort of exhaust pipe coming out of your mouth ( or other bodily orifices ).

The chap taking the pictures was putting together an online manual for us Illuminati . ( We call ourselves that because of the big flashlights we all carry. Can't be too careful, you know ! )

[Arkinsaw]

This is slightly humorous in a way. But one wonders if the cop knows that people can choose their own attire in this country and can also videotape each other.

[justanotherfreeper]

But one wonders if the cop knows that people can choose their own attire in this country and can also videotape each other.

Well, I'm not a cop but I wonder: what is illegal about this? If they were drunk or cursing or interferring with cars getting in and out of the parking, maybe they were disorderly. But the article just says one guy dressed up like a Debka file reader and the other guy filmed him -- what law could possibly have been broken?

[kinsman redeemer]

Did the cops find out if the foil was worn shiny side out, because if it isn't, the rays will reflect back & fry your brain.

Early on, I made that mistake. It was horrible! My thoughts kept echoing off the foil and I got confused.

"I am safe now!
I am safe now..
Who said that?!
Who said that?!
Who are you?
Who are you?
Your voice is familiar!!
Your voice is familiar!!
Are you a guberment official?
Are you a guberment official?

And so it went for 3 horrible hours until the wind blew my cover and I was saved.

[CdMGuy]

They ought to rename this town Lower Moron Township as everyone appears to be nuts. The newspaper writer classifies an 18 year old as a man and a 17 year old as a teen. It seems to me, they are both teenagers and likely friends. The article tries to portray something different, as with priests and boys.

The police are apparently overstaffed with little to do. Arresting someone for wearing a tin foil outfit in a supermarket parking lot is peculiar. Were they practicing their arrest techniques.

As for the teens themselves, well, maybe they were just practicing being Freepers.

Now, where did I leave my tin foil hat?

[general_re]

Somewhere out there is a place where a Fat Zinger can film tinfoil people without harrassment, where a man can indulge his taste for the metallic without fear of retribution...maybe Wisconsin...

[trussell]

ROFLMBO

That was too funny!! Thank you for the belly bouncing laugh today.

[drjimmy]

"Curses! Foiled again!"

[TheDon]

Yep, we got lots of these folks on FR. :)

[mhking]

"Here, hold muh beer..."

[Jay W]

Probably, for a brief period and for the first time in his life, that 17-year-old had clear, lucent thoughts, as the foil effectively kept out the mind-control beams.... ;-)

[LonePalm]

Curses, foiled again!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)