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TELEPHONE TOOTH
Associated Press direct feed | June 28, 2002 | Thomas Wagner

Posted on 06/28/2002 11:28:17 AM PDT by NYer

LONDON (AP) _ Tired of losing your cell phone? Having other people listen in on your conversations? What about all the times you've had to turn it off at public events, or leave it behind while swimming?

Two British inventors unveiled a prototype of a device Friday that could solve those problems. But there's a drawback _ your dentist would have to install it inside one of your molars.

Unofficially known as the ``telephone tooth,'' the device would allow you to receive phone calls, listen to music, even connect to verbal sites on the Internet without anyone nearby hearing a thing. ``It felt strange. It was weird,'' said 8-year-old Caitlin Caddies, who tried the prototype Friday at the Science Museum in London. ``But I'd be delighted to have it if it would allow my friends to call me at night while I was in bed without my parents knowing. ``Would it hurt when the dentist put it in?'' she asked.

James Auger, 31, and Jimmy Loizeau, 34, developed the device while enrolled in a master's program at the Royal College of Art in London on the way technology is used today. So far, no company has announced it is making the device. But Auger and Loizeau have moved to Dublin, Ireland, to work with Media Lab Europe, the European research partner of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology Media Lab.

Theoretically, the device would allow spies to receive instructions secretly, or athletes to hear from their coaches while on the field. Other beneficiaries could include investors and brokers, and sports fanatics who want to be informed the moment their team wins or loses. However, the device, also known as the ``molar mobile,'' does not allow people to talk back to callers or make outgoing calls.

Auger said the ``telephone tooth'' is just another device designed to help people better cope with existing technology: like the flight suits developed to allow pilots make tight turns in high-speed warplanes without blacking out.

The ``telephone tooth'' would place a small device in a person's back molar that includes a wireless, low-frequency receiver and a gadget that turns audio signals into mechanical vibrations, which would pass from the tooth directly to the inner ear as clear sounds. The user also would keep a tiny device outside his body to turn the cellphone on and off and to program it.

On Friday, people lined up at the Science Museum to try out a prototype of the ``telephone tooth,'' which is officially known as the audio tooth implant. The crude imitation of the device included a walkie-talkie and a plastic cocktail stick that users placed in their mouths to receive vibrations in their molars.

Reactions ran the spectrum from fascination and consumer interest, to fear of the dentist and horror about surrendering personal privacy. ``The sound was surprisingly clear, but 10 years from now we'll probably find out that the phone implant causes throat cancer,'' said Kiaron Hunt, 25, a tourist from Sydney, Australia. ``But I guess we're heading for a high-tech world where everyone's on the go all the time. Maybe we won't be able to do without such tools.''

Jane Biglin, 44, from suburban London, said she loved the quality of the sound, but it seemed odd she couldn't talk back. And even though the device would allow her to talk to her husband in private over the noise of their kids, Biglin said she wouldn't want anything implanted in her mouth.

On the Net:
www.media.mit.edu
www.medialabeurope.org.
www.sciencemuseum.org.uk.

AP-ES-06-28-02 1401EDT


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Front Page News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: molarmobile; technology; telephone

1 posted on 06/28/2002 11:28:17 AM PDT by NYer
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To: NYer
"Doctor, I have this ringing in my ears..."
2 posted on 06/28/2002 11:39:27 AM PDT by Doug Loss
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To: NYer
This will, no doubt, be linked to your PDA through Bluetooth.
3 posted on 06/28/2002 11:49:26 AM PDT by eno_
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To: NYer
"Can you hear me now?"
4 posted on 06/28/2002 11:55:03 AM PDT by TADSLOS
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To: TADSLOS
"Can you hear me now?"

My dream is for that Verizon guy to say that just as he steps on a land mine in Kosovo.

5 posted on 06/28/2002 11:57:43 AM PDT by skateman
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To: NYer
LOL. Reminds me of the Gilligan's Island episode where Gilligan's dental filling becomes a radio receiver.
6 posted on 06/28/2002 12:39:23 PM PDT by StockAyatollah
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To: NYer
If this is possible, would someone please invent bionic teeth so we can put Dentistry out of business!!
7 posted on 06/28/2002 7:53:19 PM PDT by Fast 1975
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To: NYer
I'm getting an unlisted molar.
8 posted on 06/28/2002 7:56:24 PM PDT by Consort
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To: Jimer
How about this. Get one of the al-Qaeda guys, drug him big-time, take out two or more of his teeth, and replace them with these nice little devices. Imagine the possibilities? Voices either make him think he is possessed, that Allah is mad at him and his movement, that the voices of dead victims are haunting him. The possibilities are endless. "Allah" could get him to turn on his own side. Hmmmm...
9 posted on 06/30/2002 12:06:07 AM PDT by jonboy
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To: NYer
I remeber watching the Comedy channel five or six years ago and that guy from Everybody Loves Raymond was doing a stand-up act -- he talked about how in the future we'd have implanted phones in our head and fax machines in our butts - okay, it wasn't the funniest - I just thought of it right when I heard this...
10 posted on 07/01/2002 11:25:59 AM PDT by oline
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To: oline
he talked about how in the future we'd have implanted phones in our head

Technology is moving us closer, that's for certain.


12 posted on 07/01/2002 11:38:39 AM PDT by NYer
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