BUSH KNEW!

wny

[wny]

Good evening, I'm Dan Rather. Devastating revelations today linking President Bush to the unfolding Worldcom fraud and bankrupcy scandal. It was revealed today that in 1999, then Governor George W. Bush attended a Dallas Cowboy football game. A game also attended by Scott Sullivan, the 40-year-old financial brain accused of the devastating profit-rigging at WorldCom. Sources have said that Bush and Sullivan sat within 3 sections of one another. While it has yet to be confirmed - or yet to be denied by the Whitehouse - these sources say Bush and Sullivan communicated via the pretzel vendor and it may have been at this very game that Sullivan told Bush of his fraudulent accounting schemes. Other sources reveal -and confirm, and I stress "confirm", that Sullivan's wife's second cousin's son contributed to the campaign of Jeb Bush, the President's brother and governor of Florida-where all the votes have yet to be counted. On Capital Hill today, Senator Lieberman says he is "deeply troubled" by the revelations. For more on "Worldcomgate" we go now to our special correspondent James Carvill. James....

[mattdono]

You know, what's weird about your post is that it is VERY funny, but it actually might be something that we will hear tonight (or the next few days).

What a shame!

[lormand]

This sounds plausible to me!

This event will be in Michael Moore's next book, "How to Fool'em even Moore!"

[Carolina]

[Doctor Stochastic]

What's the score, Kenneth?

[wny]

The fact that it's not reallt to much of a stretch for Gunga-Dan is what makes it funny and sad.

[anniegetyourgun]

ROFL!

[alnick]

This just in...CBS News has just learned that George W. Bush affectionately refers to Scott Sullivan as "Scott Bot."

[JohnHuang2]

LOL

[Cyber Liberty]

Red Skelton once quipped that it would be a shame if the addition of the words "under God" to the Pledge of Allegience would ever cause the Pledge to be thrown out of the schools as a prayer....

[Pokey78]

Courage!

[areafiftyone]

LOL At first glance I almost spit out my coffee!

these sources say Bush and Sullivan communicated via the pretzel vendor

- I am sure that Dan Blather would add "It was no coincidence why he has this serious reaction to pretzels where he blacks out and doesn't remember anything."

[leadpenny]

Very good. Careful, though. The DU lurkers will pick this up as fact.

[mattdono]

I know...how do people think that this guy is anything but a shill for the demoMORONs?

I have no clue!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

What a gas. You so funny!

[JohnHuang2]

I am sure that Dan Blather would add "It was no coincidence why he has this serious reaction to pretzels where he blacks out and doesn't remember anything."

The smoking pretzel!! ;^)

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Ooops. A little too quick on the post button.

[TomB]

See! I can stick this pencil the whole way through my head and it won't touch nothin'!

"Emptier than the buffet at Rosie O'Donnell's birthday party."

[G.Mason]

I'd really like to see the pencil coming out of the other ear!

[Always Right]

There are now bunch of DUers are out searching for this mysterous pretzel vendor. The fact that Bush now distances himself from all pretzel vendors is raising lots of suspision.