Pledge Flap: What would Bill Clinton have said?

Self | 6/27/2002 | Self

[twntaipan]

If Billy Boy Klintoon had still been president when the 9th Circus banned the Pledge, what would his response have been??

[Keith in Iowa]

It ain't no BFD...

[parsifal]

"Well, that depends on what the meaning of 'under' is. . ."

[johniegrad]

He would have consulted the polls and then condemned it.

[JimSEA]

He's a good old boy and would hav sounded a lot like Sen. Bobby Bird. Of course, butter wouldn't have melted in either of their mouths.

[Slyfox]

Clinton would've followed Dashole's lead.

[reagan_fanatic]

"I pledge allegiance to the thong
of the United Bimbos of America
and to the climax for which it stands
one stiffy, under Monica
slightly bent
indefensable
with liberals and degenerates after all"

[Deb]

He would have broken indoor speed records to get to a camera to denounce it with tears in his eyes. Then he would have sent the judge a check for $10,000.

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

he would have condemned it he was a corrupt a horrid president but he would know better than come out in favor of this he would have sent al gore to do that job

[twntaipan]

Best answer so far! BIG crocodile tears.

[twntaipan]

Best answer so far! BIG crocodile tears.

[mombonn]

He would have gone for a stroll on the Mall, conveniently found a flag, and recited the Pledge with a quivering lower jaw. He would have been OUTRAGED that the press recorded such a private moment.

p.s. - anybody wanna buy a lovely piece of swampland?

[small voice in the wilderness]

"And let me just say in regards to that, I have always felt that if it became necessary, in order to, in other words if it came down to this or that, I would by all means be the first to defend the right to protect the process of the needs and wishes of the American People no matter the consequences of the actions intended to convey.... And that's all I intend to say on the subject."

[Howlin]

"I remember when I was a young boy, back in Arkansas..."

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Who Bleepin' cares what that bag of dirt would have said!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Sorry if I hurt your ears. I didn't mean to scream that loud. =;^)

[ozzymandus]

This is too easy! He would have lied like a cheap rug.

[twntaipan]

No worries--I was dozing off anyway.

[Texasforever]

Clinton is sludge but he had a great political ear and there is NO way that he would have sided with this idiot. IN FACT, he would have been CROWING to the entire nation that a Nixon Judge wrote the opinion.

[Don Carlos]

There is the RIGHT answer!! Who Eff'n cares what Wee Willie Wanker would have said?