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Bush Fights Evil In Thighs, Buttocks
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Posted on 06/24/2002 7:15:25 AM PDT by Sir Gawain
Posted: Mon Jun 24 2002
Bush Fights Evil In Thighs, Buttocks
If you're not in shape, you may be supporting terrorism. That's the message of President Bush's latest addition to the Homeland Defense effort, the Fitness Brigade.
"There may be evil lurking in the expanded thighs and bulbous buttocks of Americans. There may be complacency in our tummy areas and sunken chests," said Bush before his weekly three mile run. "Our flabby arms may be giving shelter to our enemies, and comfort to those who support them. We must remain vigilant."
To help support his plan, Bush asked all Americans to defend the homeland by trimming down their backends, and asked Congress to quickly pass a number of bills including The Fitness Act, The Patriot Fitness Act, and The Patriotic Fitness Act Of All God-Fearing Loyal Americans.
"I hope these bills can become law quickly and without too many people reading them too closely," said Bush.
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To: Victoria Delsoul; tpaine; OWK; nunya bidness; AAABEST; Mercuria; MadameAxe; redrock; infowars; ...
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To: Sir Gawain
Bush Fights Evil In Thighs, Buttocks If this ain't evil, I don't know what is:
To: Sir Gawain
"There may be complacency in our tummy areas"
I'm in serial trouble if this becomes a point of focus in our new administration.
-- Milk belly is NOT an easy illness to cure.
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posted on
06/24/2002 8:19:52 AM PDT
by
tpaine
To: Sir Gawain
Whatever else you can say about W, at least his commitment to physical fitness is real, unlike a certain former president. He's over 10 years older than me, and can leave me in the dust.
To: Sir Gawain
LOL!
To: martin_fierro
You didn't give us a "Hitlery" warning first!
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posted on
06/24/2002 8:43:06 AM PDT
by
Salvation
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To: Freedom4UsAll
And now I think I'll have a cheeseburger. Have all you want. Disagree with the man's policies or not, the man is for real (although sneakypete will never agree with me on that).
To: tinacart
,,, you want fries with this?
To: Sir Gawain
Bush Fights Evil In Thighs, Buttocks Okay, I get it now. It's evil "asses" not axis.
To: shaggy eel
LOL - I was going along fine until cottage cheese woman popped up on my screen!
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posted on
06/24/2002 7:28:20 PM PDT
by
tinacart
To: martin_fierro
UGH, Man! I think I'm turning to stone!
To: tinacart
,,, only quarter of an hour ago I finished lunch. Pastrami bagel with peppered brie and my eighth coffee for the day. Waddayaknow, we're both still alive to tell the story!
I'm not going for a run now - or any time within the next foreseeable ten years.
To: Sir Gawain
Byline says Online Gazette. OG got it from The Onion, right?
To: shaggy eel
My grandma (in Tennessee) has dipped snuff most of her life, lived on bacon, gravy and biscuits - and is in her 90s! She just recently stopped mowing her own yard. Longevity may just be the luck of the draw...
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posted on
06/24/2002 9:14:24 PM PDT
by
tinacart
To: Larry Lucido
Disagree with the man's policies or not, the man is for real For real big government and for real executive grabs on our founding documents.
I can't really blame him for the constitutional infringements though, being that he never read the damn thing.
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posted on
06/24/2002 9:20:28 PM PDT
by
AAABEST
To: tinacart
,,, you bet it is.
To: Sir Gawain
Now Rosie O'Donnell will really hate him.
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