A Tylenol Moment (Caption Photo)

[Dallas]

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Just Bite Me !!

[Dallas]

Snake handler Peter Morningstar has his brow bitten by a 7 kilogram (15.5 pound), 3 meter (10 feet) long carpet snake during a photo shoot for a newspaper in Brisbane, Australia, Thursday, May 30, 2002, after Morningstar removed the snake from a roof of a house. Reptile lover Morningstar has been bitten by non-venomous snakes before and this time the snake bit off more than it could chew leaving only small puncture marks on Morningstar's face. (AP Photo/Ric Frearson, Quest)

[Frohickey]

Hillary is hungry.

[Pyro7480]

Gotta love those crazy animal-handling Australians! ;-)

[DoughtyOne]

Pardon me, but isn't that just another Democrat putting the bite on an unwilling donor?

[GunsareOK]

It's an unwilling taxpayer.

[SandfleaCSC]

"I thought you said your snake don't bite?"

"I did Mister, but that's not my snake"

[poetknowit]

The IRS strikes, again!

[Jagdgewehr]

Pardon me, but isn't that just another Democrat putting the bite on an unwilling donor?

Not "just another Democrat", but James Carville.

[Dakmar]

"He's really angry now, by crackey, but just wait till I jam my thumb up his ..."

[Paul Atreides]

James Carville loses all control and attacks a Fox News Channel executive.

[Quix]

HEY, SHRILLERY SUPERMOUTH, you are violating my constitutional rights. I have a RIGHT to vote Republican!

[Wright is right!]

""I thought you said your snake don't bite?" "I did Mister, but that's not my snake"

Isn't there a Pink-Panther-Plagarism Fee you have to pay when you rip off a good Clousseau joke?!? Plus, you didn't get the accent right...

The original concerned a dog-on-leash Clousseau was walking. Passer-by asks, "Does your dog bite?"
"Mah doog daws nit biet," the inspector says. Dog then nips the passerby.
"Ouch! I though you said your dog doesn't bite."
Clousseau replies, "This iz nit meh doog."

If you're going to do it, do it right!

Michael

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The caption in any liberal rag would read "Man Puts Face in Way of Snake Minding it's own Business."

[Just another Joe]

"If you wanted to kiss me..."

[DoughtyOne]

I always like that line, or twist related to it.

[DoughtyOne]

Is that the new IRS auditor?

[DoughtyOne]

Another great enhancement on the caption.

[SwinusMaximus]

>If you're going to do it, do it right!

I think it's the other way around: Sellers is the one who asks "Does your dog bite"?

[stanz]

Headline: "Aussies Develop Alternative to Botox"

[operation clinton cleanup]

Old serpent head loses it yet again!