The Surreal Lincoln

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[E. Pluribus Unum]

On a less surreal note: In Search of Lincoln

[dighton]

HA! A tip of my satanic stovepipe hat to Nathan Porter.

[WhiskeyPapa]

Better.

[Poohbah]

OK, this sounds like Lazamataz wrote it.

[dighton]

OK, this sounds like Lazamataz wrote it.

Impossible. He's too busy desecrating monuments, exposing himself to the neighbors, and sacrificing goats.

;-)

[Poohbah]

Impossible. He's too busy desecrating monuments, exposing himself to the neighbors, and sacrificing goats.

Does technochick99 know about these extracurricular activities, and if so, is she helping out?

[muleboy]

thanks for the laugh, however the picture is somewhat inaccurate. the three-pronged tale is missing.

[Ditto]

LOL. That is great!

[rdf]

Boy was I ever in the mood for this!

Think I'll do other work for a few days now.

LOL

Richard F.

[weikel]

God now Lincoln was satanic and the emancipation proclamation was evil. You Lincoln bashers need to lay off the crackpipe.

[weikel]

Oh wait I didn't read down all the way LOL.

[stainlessbanner]

weird sense of humor...

[stainlessbanner]

You Lincoln bashers need to lay off the crackpipe.

Maybe you need to read the article before commenting.

[weikel]

See #12

[4CJ]

Note the foreward was by "Water UnderBridge".

[shuckmaster]

lincoln's lapdogs are so far from reality that they inadvertedly tell the truth while trying to be sarcastic. Get a good laugh out of this one y'all.

[goliath]

Oh I'm sure it's there. probably just cropped off at the bottom of the frame. I did notice the 666 missing from his forehead though.

[stand watie]

LOL!

lincoln NEEDS people to defend him;the cause of dixie LIBERTY needs no LIES to perpetuate itself!

for dixie FREEDOM NOW,sw

[ventedpipe]

Okay, these aren't my words, but those of a poster to another thread on another site, that sum up what this Southerner feels.

"I am a Southerner and proud of it. My travels often take me past the great shining Saturn and Dell and BMW plants, and all the competent local suppliers that support them and so many others, that have appeared here over the past few years. Every day I give thanks to God that the Confederacy was NOT granted the answer to its people's fervent prayers. Mr. Porter is EXACTLY correct when he points out that the CSA, had it survived, would have been just another corrupt third (or fourth)-world country, with a subsistence-level agricultural economy supplying raw materials to world leaders like, for example, the USA. Wake up, y'all. The South HAS risen again, and without the vision and sacrifice of Abraham Lincoln that could never have happened.

Thank you, Mr. Porter. Thank you, Abe."