Photo Funny (Chelsea Alert)

AP Photo ^ | 06/01/02 | Francois Mori

[TC Rider]

Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former President Bill Clinton, arrives to watch a match of the French Open tennis tournament at Roland Garros stadium in Paris Saturday June 1, 2002. (AP Photo/Francois Mori)

[Mo1]

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[My Favorite Headache]

That shot rules...

[alaskanfan]

To qoute Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack "The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it."

[PJ-Comix]

Chelsea's intended thought bubble "Play along, I'm gonna be RICH!!!"

Ian's thought bubble: "Play along, I'm gonna be FAMOUS!!"

[mel]

Poor, poor girl and to think VG thinks she is a sex symbol. How sad

[PJ-Comix]

Man, she's looking more and more like her Bio-daddy everyday.

That Web Hubbel lower lip gene is being passed along to yet another generation.

[mel]

The guy looks prettier than CC

[Bon mots]

Stop picking on Chelsea. I think she's cute.

[floriduh voter]

Ah, yes, but wealth and fame at what cost? Be careful what you wish for, Mr. Chelsea.

[alaskanfan]

I believe that horse has been drinking.

[PJ-Comix]

The bodyguard on the left of the photo is thinking: "DAMN! I'll have to be there tonight to clean up the mess when Chelsea and her con artist boyfriend get drunk and barf all over each other again!"

[PJ-Comix]

I have absolutely no doubt that Ian is gay.

Ever notice how gay guys don't have any problem marrying incredibly ugly women as long as the woman is a celeb? Case in point: Liza Minelli and her current gay vampire hubby.

[Pagey]

That is the greatest contrast in Pictures,Eleanor Roosevelt,right?Ha Ha Ha Ha.At first I thought, wow she looks like her mom,but you've changed my mind entirely! LOL

[Clintons Are White Trash]

In the old days they were called "beards". Rock Hudson married a woman at the insistence of the studio to dispell gay rumors - happens all the time.

[BoilermakerCAengineerguy]

I think that bodyguard is the same one that was sitting in the driver's seat of the car in that picture from a previous post -- it's the pic that shows Ian and Chelsea making out in the backseat. (He wasn't smiling in that picture, either...)

Someone should put together a post/collage in honor/support of the bodyguards -- they surely didn't ask for their assignment, and they would probably appreciate knowing that there are people who are thinking about them and the tough job they have to endure on a daily basis. ;-)

[PJ-Comix]

Maybe someone could create a Chelsea bodyguard fan website. It's plain to see that this bodyguard is sickened by the drunken antics of Chelsea and her con artist boyfriend. BTW, I wonder if this bodyguard was with Chelsea on 9-11 and knows that her phony story of that day is bogus?

[537 Votes]

The camera merely relates the truth. It was the news media that for over a decade now has strived to brainwash us that Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea are physically attractive.

Real beauty comes through without hype. Here's what the camera relates about President Bush's neice, Lauren Bush.

[DWSUWF]

"...Here's what the camera relates about President Bush's neice, Lauren Bush..."

Sure, it's easy for her...

All of Lauren's DNA is human DNA.

Poor Chelsea is 'making do' with a good 20% monkey-spunk content...