[PJ-Comix]

I have absolutely no doubt that Ian is gay.

Ever notice how gay guys don't have any problem marrying incredibly ugly women as long as the woman is a celeb? Case in point: Liza Minelli and her current gay vampire hubby.

[Clintons Are White Trash]

In the old days they were called "beards". Rock Hudson married a woman at the insistence of the studio to dispell gay rumors - happens all the time.