The bodyguard on the left of the photo is thinking: "DAMN! I'll have to be there tonight to clean up the mess when Chelsea and her con artist boyfriend get drunk and barf all over each other again!"
Someone should put together a post/collage in honor/support of the bodyguards -- they surely didn't ask for their assignment, and they would probably appreciate knowing that there are people who are thinking about them and the tough job they have to endure on a daily basis. ;-)