Posted on 06/05/2002 12:14:34 PM PDT by dighton
GOOD GOD!
Why is that? Because your feet don't smell up to their standards? ;-)
Josie Lawrence:
I know something, that works just a treat.
It got rid of my smelly feet.
I washed 'em with my mouth, and they smelled just like roses.
Unfortunately though it's given me halitosis.
Caroline Quentin:
The other day I started feelin' quite weezy.
Suddenly I felt my boyfriend's feet were cheesy.
So I looked down at his little toes,
And I took a hammer and I put it up his nose.
Colin Mochrie:
My breath really smells bad, my feet have a pong.
I really smell bad, it is all wrong.
It's horrible, it's horrible, and there is quite a link.
Because of my feet stinking, seven species are extinct.
Ryan Stiles:
What's that that smells so bad, a'lying on the beach?
It's those smelly feet, and they're within reach.
I will take a big night off, and cut 'em out just for a lark.
Throw 'em in the water, they're food for a shark.
Germany is for Gerard the promised land, he tells this many times. And he can prove it: from his pocket he fetches a part of a newspaper 'Bild Zeitung'. On a picture is the German leader SChroder. Sitting next to him a lady that took her shoes off and put them next to het feet. "There, see!"
I should have flagged you right away. That's a great touch.
Smelly feet man loses court appealA Dutchman who ended up in court for going into a library with smelly feet has lost his appeal and had his fine more than doubled.
The 39-year-old Rotterdam man was fined £70 for repeatedly going into the university library in Delft and taking off his shoes.
He was convicted of trespass because he kept going into the library despite the fact he had been banned for upsetting other users.
Library staff told police he had been using the library for about a year and that other people had to leave because his feet smelled so bad.
The man, named by De Telegraaf as Theunis T, took the case to the Dutch Court of Appeal but lost and his fine was increased to £175.
However, he said: "I will go to the Dutch High Council. I know I'm right. The library should never have denied me entry for a reason like that."
Story filed: 14:20 Friday 11th April 2003
Oh yeah? Well the sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick too!
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