Teens' Party Costs $1,000,000.00 in Damages (Orgy of Arson and Looting, Parents on Vacation)

Arizona Central.com ^ | May 30, 2002 | John Masson

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The Michigan teenager simply invited a couple of friends over to play pool at his families million dollar Farmington hills home, then left them to join his parents for Memorial Day at a cottage near Fenton, Michigan.

But by the time the firefighters had arrived the next morning, a wrecking crew of his fellow teens had fled, leaving behind a million dollar mess.

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Ali was alright, don't expect too much.

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Equal time of course..

[wardaddy]

I like Will Smith but I hear Ali is more about politics than boxing....of course you've got a hometown motivation.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

A new way to burn your house down for the insurance money and not get caught.

[nothingnew]

Holy Moly!!! Look at those legs!!....Wee Tommy Dashole would kill for those legs!!!!

BWAHAHAHA!!!

FMCDH

[wardaddy]

Nice...i liked her in her original Aldomovar flicks in Spanish.

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Decisions, decisions..

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Such a kind and decent child.

[cardinal4]

I remember before my parents moved back into our house that they had rented during their overseas tour. They were staying at a motel down the road.After we had eaten at a restaurant they said they were going back to the hotel. I ran home and rustled up the usual suspects and planned to stay on the screen porch,but of course we migrated into the house. My parents showed up after we were smoking cigarettes,(a major felony in the house) and drinking beer. It was more embarrasing than anything else.

[HairOfTheDog]

Of course!

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Definitely a trained ballerinas physique

[Young Werther]

Rebecca, please accept my apologoes. But.... In the 1993 version of "Three Musketeers" she played the notorious Lady de Winter. She was everybit as evil as our present day de Winter, {Hitlery}. Rebecca was not quite as impactful as the 1948 version with Lana {gulp} Turner in the de Winter role!

40 versions of this story have been made into movies!

[F16Fighter]

Can't we get some real cheesecake?

Where's that sexy dominatrix movie role shot of Rosie O'Donnell?? (pardon the projectile hurl)

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You really are a masochist, aren't you!

[Locked and Loaded]

Now that is a heck of party. All I had to deal with was explaining the presence of 150 red beer cups in the garbage... I thought I had thought of everything... Dang.

LOL! I thought of that one, and had the trash bags leave with a friend. What *I* didn't think of was the darn dog finding a bottlecap 3 days later, after my parents came home, and parading it around like a prize find.

[ChadGore]

This statement is every parents worst nightmare:

But by the time the firefighters had arrived the next morning, ... Nothing good can follow.