[Bonaparte]

Nope. It's an unspoken tradition, almost an iron law of romance, that she gets dibbies on "our song." Hey, I sympathize with your past plight, but it coulda been a worse, a lot worse. I remember with a twinge the one whose idea of a perfect evening at home was watching the Miss America pageant on mute with the Four Seasons blaring in my ear. I took the coward's way out that night and just snuck outta da house.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Even that could have been worse. It could have been a Miss America pagent with ONLY MARSHA BRADY HAIR!

Snuck out, eh? That's about as bad as the time when my girlfriend showed up with almost all her long, beautiful, naturally curly hair cut off. Asked what I thought, I said she looked like Florence Henderson(Brady Bunch mom).

Never was forgiven for that.