Even that could have been worse. It could have been a Miss America pagent with ONLY MARSHA BRADY HAIR!
Snuck out, eh? That's about as bad as the time when my girlfriend showed up with almost all her long, beautiful, naturally curly hair cut off. Asked what I thought, I said she looked like Florence Henderson(Brady Bunch mom).
Never was forgiven for that.
LOLOL! I staggered into the house one day in 1975, and the ditz had shaved her head completely bald! I kid you not. She just sat there looking at the expression of total shock on my face and laughing like a hyena. I'm telling you rfn, Diddle E, if looks could kill she would have been on death row, but she was more than a few degrees retarded.