[Lazamataz]

I submitted this to BSNN, but unfortunately Nate rewrote this so much that it lost its meaning and intent. So I have posted my original text.

[Lazamataz]

Hey, it could happen!

[Restorer]

Absolutely forbidden by the 14th Amendment to the US Constitution.

[mhking]

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[Lazamataz]

Hey, it sounds real to me....

[Poohbah]

Laz, this one's sick and twisted.

I love it!

News flash for all the reparations whiners and the "we-wuz-robbed" neoconfederates: The Civil War is over, and so is slavery. Get over it.

[pabianice]

Damn straight! Egypt owes me and all other Jews just under $ 180,000,000 each for enslaving our ancestors to build the pyramids (based upon prevailing labor wage then, compounded over 4,300 years).

Say -- isn't the head of the UN from Egypt? The US needs to call a special session of the Security Council to get this ball rolling.

[Lazamataz]

Hey, it could happen.

[Tauzero]

Thanks for the laugh. BUMP!

[Squantos]

I thought getting hitched would make you smarter.......... TC has her work cut out for her :o)

BTW ya had me till I got to Mr "Whipback".......

Stay Safe !

[El Sordo]

Darn, I had hoped it was true.

It's not nice to tease...

[MadRobotArtist]

I was really hoping this was legitimate..... Dang you Laz...

[packrat01]

Never happen while W. is in office. He might grant 'em amnesty though.

Maybe happen? What's taxes on that amount?

[crystalk]

All persons black or white who had ancestors in the South during the so-called civil war, nothing civil about it, need to sue for the Yankees leveling the whole place, burning down all the buildings, leaving it worse than it was when the Indians were here. And killing hundreds of thousands of US citizens, and slaves too.

The South was just an exploitable poverty-stricken backwater for 100 years from then on, what had been the richest part of the country. [Per capita; and even the slaves were better off financially than the immigrants were up North.]

Those Northern states now should be sued and put into poverty for at least a hundred years in retaliation.

[goldstategop]

Randall Robinson, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton stirred up a hornets' nest. There are always two sides to every story and looks like reparations have come back to bite them in the ass. I'd like to see what happens when the bill is stuck to them instead of to others they're trying to loot from.

[usconservative]

Thanks for the laugh Laz!

hey, when ya stopping by for a brewski or two, neighbor?

[RightOnline]

Good one...............very good. :)

Now..............I want reparations for those whose ancestors never owned slaves but are currently being held up for such by the so-called descendants of slaves. Why should I pay.........and why should my family pay? I find this a violation of my civil rights and demand retribution. Jesse Jacka.........er, I mean Jesse Jackson will be first on my list. I hear he's rich. Not sure what he does for a living, but he's rich. I think he talks a lot. He must get paid by the syllable.

[bushfamfan]

I'd like to see the descendents of Union Soldiers sue the black liberal, racist, freeloaders for dying for nothing!! How about that?? Counter sue. It can go on and on and on. It can involve England, Africa itself! The possibilities! $$$$$$$$$$

[Jorge]

"Our family has suffered 130 years of destitution by having our property stripped from us," lamented George Denywater, "I thought America was based on respect for property rights. When are we getting our check?"

I don't know, but I think after 130 years it might be time to stop whining and go out and get a job.

[PistolPaknMama]

Samuel Whipback, "Our family was ruined by the Emancipation Proclamation.

Dang it, Laz. Why did you have to go and quote Whipback? If he did his homework, he'd know the Emancipation Proclamation didn't free anybody! Whipback relies too much on his government school learnin'!

[wattsmag2]

Fight absurdity with absurdity.