Jerrold Nadler's press secretary's web site. Check this lunatic out.

"Me" Eric Schmeltzer's web site ^ | 5/21/02 | Eric Schmeltzer

[LarryLied]

One reason why congress should get no classified information from the Bush administration:

I am the Press Secretary and Speech Writer for Representative Jerrold Nadler. Yeah, can you believe it? Even with this insane website on the internet, they still let me work for a United States Congressman! As my good friend and inspiration, Yakov Smirnov, used to say -- "Vhat a country!"

ME
Whattya wanna know about Da Schmeltz?

Welcome To The Professional World of Eric Schmeltzer
Please hire me!! Check it out! I'm good!

WACKY
Oh man, I don't know if you can handle... THE LINKS!

A futher sampling of Eric Schmeltzer's web site:

NAME:
Eric M. Schmeltzer, D.A. (Doctorus Amori (The Love Doctor)

AGE:
Old Enough to drink, have sex, and shoot a gun. 26. (June 3, 1975 -- A Very Funky Year, Indeed)

GENDER:
All man, baby. ALLLLLLLLL man.

SIZE:
Why? Am I making you horny? Let's shag, baby!

It's not the size, but how I use it. But I will tell you I'm 6'2".

And I have elephantitis of the genitals. YEAH, BABY!! YEAH!!

FAMOUS?
You bet your patootie I am!! Check out what Don King once called my "multitudilicious quotationiacal offericiciousnessly ponderouslings..."

All you need do is check out the google.com search on me! My monkey-ass is all over the place! Me on other pages, quoted in the news, etc.

[3AngelaD]

Somebody ought to send this web address to Roll Call, or to McCaslin at the Washington Times. This is right up McCaslin's alley.

[ArrogantBustard]

IFC

[anniegetyourgun]

Check out one of this lib/dem sleazybag's links:

The Anti-Rush Homepage!
Get the ammo you need to verbally shoot down that fat, disgusting, sloppy pig!

Oddly enough, when you look up "fat", "disgusting", and "sloppy pig" in the dictionary, you find pictures of Nadler.

[Sub-Driver]

jmccaslin@washingtontimes.com

[goodnesswins]

TALK TO SCHMELTZ: wolfpac@clark.net or call my new phone line, 1-900-TEEN-ASS. OK, please don't call that. I was joking."

Yep.....this is the level of the bureaucrats behind the Democrats.........they are in DEEP DOO DOO (or we are.)

[Centaur]

better yet, run the google search of his name and read his comments on the "staffer of the week" from Hillzoo. It's distressing to think that he is on the Hill.

[woofie]

Amazing...I bet this web site disappears once it is well known

[anniegetyourgun]

He's just one of many lowlife lib/dems inside the beltway. Sadly, most registered DEMS in this country don't realize their party has been overtaken by sluts, political whores, liars, potty-mouthed, criminal, pukes. Bill, Hillary, Terry, Begala, Ickes, Nadler, Franks, Traficant, Kennedy, and the list goes on and on.....

[hellinahandcart]

This can't be for real. Can it?

I feel very strange. Very, very strange. For the first time in my life, I am actually HAPPY that my congresscritter is that blonde bepearled RAT airhead, Carolyn Maloney. God I feel strange.

[isthisnickcool]

There are countless little turd$ like Eric Schmeltzer all over Washington. The scary part is that someone like Nadler would hire this juvenile little brat. The really scary part is that these are a lot of these types working on legislation.

I suppose wackos like Eric are easier to handle since they love drinking the leftist Koolaide. Because they don't have any business being anywhere near our halls of gov't and they know it. Remember Craig Livingstone? Easy to control and they will do anything to stay where they are.

Like Otter in Animal House, little Eric has been let in the Washington "fraternity" because he is obviously a "legacy".

So much for our "best and brightest".......

[hellinahandcart]

Just think, if I'd rented an apartment further south, I'd be in Nadler's district.

Wonder if this guy is responsible for that "whiff of fascism" crack in Nov. 2000...

[InvisibleChurch]

what a dork

[hellinahandcart]

Like Otter in Animal House, little Eric has been let in the Washington "fraternity" because he is obviously a "legacy".

That was Flounder, not Otter. :D

[section9]

What kills me is that this guy is, apparently, a literate anime fan.

It always disappoints me to find out that a member of the Craft is a flaming liberal.

Oh well, I had to figure that a liberal's idea of good anime is some clip from some half-baked Eighties Japanese kid's show.

When you're a conservative, you tend to appreciate the finer things.

Be Seeing You,

Chris

[woofie]

Currently, I am the Press Secretary and Speech Writer for Representative Jerrold L. Nadler (D-NY). His district encompasses most of Manhattan and a small part of Brooklyn. So, needless to say, I am in the hub of the greatest media market in the world. Again, I am the one-man press operation, and am the gatekeeper and conduit between the Congressman and the media.

Hello? Media? Meet Mr Gatekeeper...

[Charles Martel]

Like Otter in Animal House, little Eric has been let in the Washington "fraternity" because he is obviously a "legacy".

That was Flounder, not Otter. :D

Heh... this guy's boss kinda looks like Flounder, too! Life imitates art? ;-)

[hellinahandcart]

Hello? Media? Meet Mr Gatekeeper...

And don't forget, the password is "elephantitis of the genitals"...

[LarryLied]

Amazing...I bet this web site disappears once it is well known

I suspect so too. Received via free mail:

Sure got a bit of "noise" off that site. ICMP, UDP packets, port probes and such. They sure seemed nosy about who comes to visit over there. Humph. Got REALLY whacked by'em when trying to get in to view the guest book (of course! I'm curious!). Can imagine an attempt to get into the post TO section would be just as bad.

[smith288]

He links to therock.com. Does this guy realize the "Rock" is a conservative? He endorsed Bush if I recall.