It's the issue she really fears will hit Florida talk radio!
(Try saying that ten times fast. Better yet, have Janet try saying it ten times fast.)
She's a riddle, this lady all the crooks have cussed is,
(Go Janet, go, Janet, go Janet go)
This wild crazy lady who's the head of Justice
(Go Janet, go, Janet, go Janet go)
She's a great big cop at the DOJ,
If you doubt that you'll get blown awa-ay!
If ya got a little boy you're hiding in Miami,
She will hunt you down and get you like a lion mammy,
If you mess with her she will mess with you
She's the terror of Pennsylvania Avenue.
She's the middle-aged lady named Janet Reno.
When it's 5am, you're sleepin', better check your Seiko
(Go Janet, go, Janet, go Janet go)
She will bust into your house just like she did at Waco
(Go Janet, go, Janet, go Janet go)
Better mind your manners, say please and thanks
If you're not polite she's sendin' in the tanks!
If you want a little trouble she'll be there to cause it
When you got a little boy who's hidin' in the closet
When you mess with her she will ring your bell,
She's the enemy of everybody but Fidel
She's the middle-aged lady named Janet Reno
Bum-bu-bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bu-bum
Go Janet, go, Janet, go Janet go
Bum-bu-bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bu-bum
Go Janet, go, Janet, go Janet go
Better warn all six year-old Elians,
Never act like Janet never play with gu-uns.
All the Cubans in Miami think that Janet Reno's
Drinkin' extra cups of cafffeinated cappacino
When you see her there, with a cup of Joe
That's when you'll hear her hollerin', "In we go!"
She's the middle-aged lady named Janet Reno,
Go Janet go!