Posted on 05/09/2002 9:03:51 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
"The Little Old Lady Named Janet Reno" (Go Janny Go!)
Tune: "The Little Old Lady from Pasadena"
It's the little old lady named Janet Reno!
The little old lady named Janet Reno
(Go Janny, go Janny, go Janny go)
Has a pretty little filing drawer of lost subpoenas,
(Go Janny, go Janny, go Janny go)
But parked in her rickety old garage
Is a brand new shiny red pick-up truck Dodge.
And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody we know
Like the little old lady named Janet Reno:
She drives both lanes and she'll floor it up,
She's the terror of all of southern Florida.
It's the little old lady named Janet Reno!
If you see her on the street don't try to take her,
(Go Janny, go Janny, go Janny go)
You might drive a goer but you'll never shake her.
(Go Janny, go Janny, go Janny go)
Well, they'd give her a ticket for bending your fender,
But they can't quite figure out what is her gender!
And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody we know
Like the little old lady named Janet Reno:
She drives both lanes and she'll floor it up,
She's the terror of all of southern Florida.
It's the little old lady named Janet Reno!
Well, she's weavin' and wavin' in her little red truck now,
(Go Janny, go Janny, go Janny go!)
And she takes Rosie with her just to give her some luck now.
(Go Janny, go Janny, go Janny go!)
The guys come to race her from miles around,
But she'll give 'em a month, then she'll burn 'em down!
And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody we know
Like the little old lady named Janet Reno:
She drives both lanes and she'll floor it up,
She's the terror of all of southern Florida.
It's the little old lady named Janet Reno!
Go Janny, go Janny, go Janny go!
Go Janny, go Janny, go Janny go!
Charlie Henrickson
It's the issue she really fears will hit Florida talk radio!
(Try saying that ten times fast. Better yet, have Janet try saying it ten times fast.)
RE: #11, #12, Aw - why'd you go and do that for?
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