Posted on 05/09/2002 9:03:51 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
"The Little Old Lady Named Janet Reno" (Go Janny Go!)
Tune: "The Little Old Lady from Pasadena"
It's the little old lady named Janet Reno!
The little old lady named Janet Reno
(Go Janny, go Janny, go Janny go)
Has a pretty little filing drawer of lost subpoenas,
(Go Janny, go Janny, go Janny go)
But parked in her rickety old garage
Is a brand new shiny red pick-up truck Dodge.
And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody we know
Like the little old lady named Janet Reno:
She drives both lanes and she'll floor it up,
She's the terror of all of southern Florida.
It's the little old lady named Janet Reno!
If you see her on the street don't try to take her,
(Go Janny, go Janny, go Janny go)
You might drive a goer but you'll never shake her.
(Go Janny, go Janny, go Janny go)
Well, they'd give her a ticket for bending your fender,
But they can't quite figure out what is her gender!
And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody we know
Like the little old lady named Janet Reno:
She drives both lanes and she'll floor it up,
She's the terror of all of southern Florida.
It's the little old lady named Janet Reno!
Well, she's weavin' and wavin' in her little red truck now,
(Go Janny, go Janny, go Janny go!)
And she takes Rosie with her just to give her some luck now.
(Go Janny, go Janny, go Janny go!)
The guys come to race her from miles around,
But she'll give 'em a month, then she'll burn 'em down!
And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody we know
Like the little old lady named Janet Reno:
She drives both lanes and she'll floor it up,
She's the terror of all of southern Florida.
It's the little old lady named Janet Reno!
Go Janny, go Janny, go Janny go!
Go Janny, go Janny, go Janny go!
Charlie Henrickson
She's a riddle, this lady all the crooks have cussed is,
(Go Janet, go, Janet, go Janet go)
This wild crazy lady who's the head of Justice
(Go Janet, go, Janet, go Janet go)
She's a great big cop at the DOJ,
If you doubt that you'll get blown awa-ay!
If ya got a little boy you're hiding in Miami,
She will hunt you down and get you like a lion mammy,
If you mess with her she will mess with you
She's the terror of Pennsylvania Avenue.
She's the middle-aged lady named Janet Reno.
When it's 5am, you're sleepin', better check your Seiko
(Go Janet, go, Janet, go Janet go)
She will bust into your house just like she did at Waco
(Go Janet, go, Janet, go Janet go)
Better mind your manners, say please and thanks
If you're not polite she's sendin' in the tanks!
If you want a little trouble she'll be there to cause it
When you got a little boy who's hidin' in the closet
When you mess with her she will ring your bell,
She's the enemy of everybody but Fidel
She's the middle-aged lady named Janet Reno
Bum-bu-bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bu-bum
Go Janet, go, Janet, go Janet go
Bum-bu-bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bu-bum
Go Janet, go, Janet, go Janet go
Better warn all six year-old Elians,
Never act like Janet never play with gu-uns.
All the Cubans in Miami think that Janet Reno's
Drinkin' extra cups of cafffeinated cappacino
When you see her there, with a cup of Joe
That's when you'll hear her hollerin', "In we go!"
She's the middle-aged lady named Janet Reno,
Go Janet go!
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