The ether is real...
These two things will forever change our understanding of, and control of, existence...
Goody! Let me know when they come out with that anti-gravity belt so's I can slip it on when I go to the Dr. I am getting so sick-and-tired of his constant carping about my weight.
Michelson-Morley and Maxwell notwithstanding, I presume. Be sure to post a link to your paper - I'll be able to tell my grandchildren that I traded thoughts with a Nobel Prize winner before he got all famous ;)