The Race is on for 'Gay TV...' (Mega Hurl-Program listings)

NY Post ^ | April 30, 2002 | David Bauder

[codebreaker]

Although Viacom hasn't given the official go-ahead, 'We wouldn't be going through all of this if we didn't think the channel, as a consumer proposition, wasn't going to be a home run,' said Gene Falk Senior Vice President of Digital Media programming at Showtime.

[codebreaker]

Where is the TV Moive versions of 'Heather Has Two Mommies', and 'Daddy's Roommates.'

[NoCurrentFreeperByThatName]

We already have Lifetime, why not this?

[A Vast RightWing Conspirator]

It's fine with me, for as long as it's not bundled into the 'mainstream' package. It should be given the same status given to the port channels which, at least on my Dish Network don't even show on the listings of a 'locked' system unless they are specifically 'unblocked'.

Looking forward to the bestiality channel with its soon-to-come spinoff - the 'gay' bestiality channel (we don't need no stinkin' bitches).

[A Vast RightWing Conspirator]

I meant 'porn' channels - my fingers are a bit dislexic this a.m.

[WyldKard]

What, no Xena episodes? Oh yeah, Oxygen has those all locked up now....

[governsleastgovernsbest]

Other programs include:
Dawson's Cheeks

[governsleastgovernsbest]

NYPD Blew

[governsleastgovernsbest]

The King of Queens

[weikel]

Good maybe them having their own channel will get other gay crap taken out of other channels and free up precious airtime.

[wku man]

Why not have a show for pedophile queers called My Three "Sons"?

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

[dawn53]

Don't forget JAG, the title could easily be modified for the gay channel.

[montag813]

Oprah's (and Paul Allen's) "Oxygen" network is bleeding money and will likely be shut down. Given the miniscule demographic here, "GayTV" will likely last 6 months, if that long.

Yet more proof that liberals cannot comprehend the free market.

[isthisnickcool]

"The Dick-Van-Dyke Show?"

[A Vast RightWing Conspirator]

Aren't HBO and Showtime 'gay' already? I don't know because I stopped paying for 'premium TV' several years ago. They were quite disgusting at that time, with just about every other movie shown offering 'positive' gay images. I would assume they are even more so now.

[Tancred]

The Dykes of Hazzard
My Two Dads (actually a real show from the '80s--don't even need to change the name)
Twin Freaks
Buffy the Carpet Muncher
Everybody Has Sex With Raymond

[Piquaboy]

I wish they would all go back into the closet. They have become a big pain in the lower back.

[Always Right]

Although Viacom hasn't given the official go-ahead, 'We wouldn't be going through all of this if we didn't think the channel, as a consumer proposition, wasn't going to be a home run,'

A home run? Is that what they call annal sex these days?

[conserve-it]

"Looking forward to the bestiality channel with its soon-to-come spinoff - the 'gay' bestiality channel (we don't need no stinkin' bitches)."

?ROTFLMAO

[ex-Texan]

I worked for a Fortune 100 corporation based on the East Coast .... at its offices in Los Angeles. Surprised to find the entire company was infiltrated by homosexuals. They were arrogant, flaunting their sexuality at every turn and were a bunch of back stabbing political team players.

One executice used to play his voicemail on speaker phone with messages from his boyfriends ..... freaking out young women who worked outside his office. They were so afraid of vicious retaliation by the huge lesbian witch in charge that they never voiced a complaint. The office was the 'office from hell' and every young woman who worked there felt humiliated and harassed by the gays in charge.

The executive witch in charge once bragged to me in private that she had a 'special relationship' with the company president who was also a lesbian.

Made me sick to work there but the money was good .... began interviewing to escape within three months after I sigined on.

The homosexual work environment is exactly what was wrong with the Clinton White House .... total arrogance, sexual politics out of control, and vicious retaliation when anybody speaks out. From sources based in the W.H. I am informed ol' Bubba didn't care who gave him his daily Monicas .... use your imagination ....

When television executives get down on their knees to pander for the homosexual agenda it is an outrage.

God is right. God is just. Read Leviticus ...

( Sorry about my rant. Where is my bag of stones?)

[MarineDad]

Boy Scout Fantasies, the NAMBLA Family Comedy Hour...

what really scares me is the prospect of pervo advertising; who will be sponsoring this bilge, and how will they hawk their products to the freaks? What products will they hawk to the freaks?...