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watch for the nbc miniseries.
1 posted on 04/15/2002 9:11:55 AM PDT by galt-jw
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To: maxwell
Poot!

er, I mean Ping!

3 posted on 04/15/2002 9:13:54 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: galt-jw
Or Fox special: When Genitals Ignite.
4 posted on 04/15/2002 9:14:00 AM PDT by Pokey78
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To: galt-jw
I had a friend in college who used to do this. He could shoot a ten inch flame out of his butt.

He's a cop now, but he probably still does it.

5 posted on 04/15/2002 9:14:50 AM PDT by dead
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To: galt-jw
He's suing the hospital for pain and suffering and loss of income

I can't say it...
It's too easy.

6 posted on 04/15/2002 9:15:33 AM PDT by sanchmo
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To: galt-jw
We have a new definition for "bad day!"
10 posted on 04/15/2002 9:17:25 AM PDT by Destructor
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To: dighton
Break-like-the-wind ping.
13 posted on 04/15/2002 9:19:06 AM PDT by general_re
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To: galt-jw
Reminds me of a song!

"...nuts roasting on an open fire..."
14 posted on 04/15/2002 9:22:49 AM PDT by midwestmidnight
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To: galt-jw
And playing in the background was the Ohio Players "Fire".
15 posted on 04/15/2002 9:23:52 AM PDT by Pokey78
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To: galt-jw
Word of advice to Dr. Kristensen...give your patients Beano.
18 posted on 04/15/2002 9:25:31 AM PDT by RichInOC
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To: galt-jw
There is a video somewhere of a guy lighting a fart and setting his butt on fire when the fart diffused through his jeans a little too slowly.
19 posted on 04/15/2002 9:26:11 AM PDT by hopespringseternal
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To: galt-jw
"When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell," the man told Danish Newspaper BT.

Ah, Fraternity Life. I remember it well.

So . . . many . . . jokes . . . so . . . little . . . time . . .

21 posted on 04/15/2002 9:26:53 AM PDT by Petronski
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To: galt-jw
And...the number one thing you never want to hear yourself say...

"When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell,"

25 posted on 04/15/2002 9:32:30 AM PDT by Pete
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To: galt-jw
Surgeon Dr Jorn Kristensen said: "No-one considered the possibility the man would break wind during the operation, let alone that it would catch fire.

Uh, nurse...I said butt-plug not spark plug!!

26 posted on 04/15/2002 9:33:03 AM PDT by uglybiker
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To: galt-jw
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire ...
27 posted on 04/15/2002 9:33:32 AM PDT by mgc1122
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To: galt-jw
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!
30 posted on 04/15/2002 9:34:00 AM PDT by Ken H
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To: galt-jw
Maybe he should have been wearing these "special" underpants!

TOXIC FUMES WARNING

38 posted on 04/15/2002 9:40:49 AM PDT by stlrocket
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To: galt-jw

Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!

40 posted on 04/15/2002 9:41:26 AM PDT by kidd
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To: galt-jw
I was sure this was going to be a story about Daschole....
41 posted on 04/15/2002 9:43:00 AM PDT by steve-b
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To: galt-jw
Talk about a totally undetectable "homicide Bomb." And a lot of Middle Eastern food can provide expolsive fuel. New meaning for the term "post-humus".........
45 posted on 04/15/2002 9:45:40 AM PDT by tracer
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To: galt-jw
Hmmm, guess this answers the age old question if someone can fart in their sleep.

There'll be many a nervous kid at camp this year.

51 posted on 04/15/2002 9:51:14 AM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
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