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man ignites self with own flatulence
ananova
| 4/15/02
Posted on 04/15/2002 9:11:55 AM PDT by galt-jw
Ananova :
Patient having op on backside breaks wind, causing fire
A Danish man having surgery on his backside broke wind and set his genitals alight.
A surgeon was removing a mole on his backside with an electric knife when the man broke wind, lighting a spark.
His genitals had been washed with surgical spirits and caught fire.
He's suing the hospital for pain and suffering and loss of income.
He says he had to take extra time off work and can't have sex with his wife. The hospital says it was an unfortunate accident.
"When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell," the man told Danish Newspaper BT.
Surgeon Dr Jorn Kristensen said: "No-one considered the possibility the man would break wind during the operation, let alone that it would catch fire. It was an unfortunate accident."
The 30-year-old patient said: "I've had to be booked off work for longer than expected and, besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife."
The operation which was being carried out at the Kjellerups hospital, was aborted immediately after the accident.
Reports says it's unlikely the doctor will face disciplinary action.
Story filed: 11:33 Sunday 14th April 2002
TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: flatulence; ignites
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To: galt-jw
I was sure this was going to be a story about Daschole....
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posted on
04/15/2002 9:43:00 AM PDT
by
steve-b
To: galt-jw
Did you say pun? Emailed to all my friends with following message: "Couldn't let this one pass without sharing it."
42
posted on
04/15/2002 9:43:15 AM PDT
by
NerdDad
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Doesn't it ever!
I'd love to have seen the look on the face of that surgeon.
To: wimpycat
Samething I was wondering, I have had things removed (not from my butt) & I was not put to sleep. He must of had a whopper of a mole with roots.
44
posted on
04/15/2002 9:45:39 AM PDT
by
Ditter
To: galt-jw
Talk about a totally undetectable "homicide Bomb." And a lot of Middle Eastern food can provide expolsive fuel. New meaning for the term "post-humus".........
45
posted on
04/15/2002 9:45:40 AM PDT
by
tracer
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
"But I can change..."
To: kidd
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire! You forgot the first part of that song:
Jack be nimble, jack be quick. Jack jumps over the candlestick
47
posted on
04/15/2002 9:48:07 AM PDT
by
mc5cents
To: Slicksadick
That video, as an mpeg, is found at explodingfart.com
That site has now excced the maximum. Does it surprise you?
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
LOL!
49
posted on
04/15/2002 9:48:58 AM PDT
by
Snowy
To: right_to_defend
When Mexican restaurants are outlawed, only terrorists will eat in Mexican restaurants.....
50
posted on
04/15/2002 9:49:32 AM PDT
by
tracer
To: galt-jw
Hmmm, guess this answers the age old question if someone can fart in their sleep.
There'll be many a nervous kid at camp this year.
To: tracer
'Post-hummus'! Very clever, well done. I'll have to steal that one.
To: galt-jw
I really shouldn't be laughing this hard!
To: galt-jw
I hope nobody lights a match in my cube after "burrito day" in the cafeteria.
54
posted on
04/15/2002 9:54:53 AM PDT
by
Hacksaw
To: galt-jw
Something about this story stinks !
To: in the Arena
Something about this story stinks !Yep - it flunks the "sniff test".
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
From
Chocolate Salty Balls, performed by Isaac Hayes, A/K/A "Chef":
***************
[sniff, sniff, sniff]
Hey, wait a minute.
What's that smell?
Smell like something burning.
Well that don't confront me none.
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby you better get back in the kitchen.
Cause I got a sneakin' suspicion.
Oh man baby, baby!
You just burned my balls!
To: all
Another vegitarian learns to never eat beans, rice, corn and other complex carbohydrates, 24 hours before surgery!
To: galt-jw
LOL! I thought only Boy Scouts could do that! LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!
To: Grampa Dave
Your post reminds me that vegitarians are a major source of air pollution!!!!!!! SSSSSPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTT!
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