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Airport Screener Haiku Poetry
LurkedLongEnough | April 11, 2002 | LurkedLongEnough

Posted on 04/11/2002 8:11:30 AM PDT by LurkedLongEnough

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To: LurkedLongEnough
Dumping out a purse
A woman gets very angry
I say to her, "Que?"
21 posted on 04/11/2002 8:48:13 AM PDT by Tauzero
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To: chriservative
Airplanes obsolete.
Ground mag-lev rides are the way.
Zee French convinced us.
22 posted on 04/11/2002 8:50:06 AM PDT by txhurl
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To: LurkedLongEnough
That's a nice bauble
need to pick something up; Wife's
birthday tomorrow

Happy Anniversary...

23 posted on 04/11/2002 8:55:06 AM PDT by vrwinger
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To: LurkedLongEnough
Lines stretch out the door
And each must submit to me
Such power I have
24 posted on 04/11/2002 8:55:51 AM PDT by blau993
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To: LurkedLongEnough
Freeper up in arms:
"Guards have NO RIGHT to search me!!
...Unless it's for drugs."
25 posted on 04/11/2002 9:01:27 AM PDT by Physicist
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To: LurkedLongEnough
Happy Anniversary, LLE! And thanks for the FUNNIEST stuff I have read in a long, long time. So funny cause of the many rings of truth. :) Great effort!
28 posted on 04/11/2002 9:11:14 AM PDT by C.C. Pelican Brown
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To: LurkedLongEnough
Please step through again
My new refrain better than
You want fries with that?
29 posted on 04/11/2002 9:13:00 AM PDT by Slicksadick
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To: blau993
"...a FR legend!"

I AGREE!

30 posted on 04/11/2002 9:13:19 AM PDT by C.C. Pelican Brown
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To: LurkedLongEnough
empowered morons

shake down geriatric folk

arabs breeze right through

31 posted on 04/11/2002 9:19:32 AM PDT by galt-jw
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To: blau993;freedomson
Do any of you guys have the link to that infamous thread?
32 posted on 04/11/2002 9:20:12 AM PDT by chriservative
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To: blau993
Can you clue me in?
Which thread are you speaking of?
Thank you very much.

My son's G.I. Joe
Screener's scared; she gets her boss
"DON'T DO THIS AGAIN"
true story

33 posted on 04/11/2002 9:22:45 AM PDT by Siouxz
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To: chriservative
It's been long since deleted. It lives on in legend.

Shower on!

34 posted on 04/11/2002 9:24:06 AM PDT by Redcloak
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To: LurkedLongEnough
kept safe by boneheads
just as dumb as nine chickens
a pretense for fools
35 posted on 04/11/2002 9:25:40 AM PDT by galt-jw
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To: blau993
I still rate that as the funniest single thread I have ever seen on FR. A FR legend!

If it's so funny, LINK IT!. I missed it the first time!

Now, on to the poetry.

Hands on the clock move,
Bags on the belt also move,
The clock hands I watch.

or

Spiffy uniform,
Shiny jack-boots on my feet,
Heels to crush your soul

36 posted on 04/11/2002 9:26:27 AM PDT by gridlock
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To: LurkedLongEnough
Young female screener.
Tall silver haired man, drops trou.
He's saying "Kiss it."

Just one from the other side, for all the good folks on the other side of the machine. yeah right.

regards

37 posted on 04/11/2002 9:29:30 AM PDT by okiedust
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To: LurkedLongEnough
Old Woman! Step up!
Scary face. Spread, bend over!
Dangerous Grandma.
38 posted on 04/11/2002 9:42:52 AM PDT by C.C. Pelican Brown
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To: Dark Wing
Trouble at airport!
My husband is on that plane!!!
Must take shower first
39 posted on 04/11/2002 9:52:20 AM PDT by Thud
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To: C.C. Pelican Brown
Govt religion...
is evolution/tyranny---
concentration camps!
40 posted on 04/11/2002 9:53:52 AM PDT by f.Christian
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