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Airport Screener Haiku Poetry
LurkedLongEnough
| April 11, 2002
| LurkedLongEnough
Posted on 04/11/2002 8:11:30 AM PDT by LurkedLongEnough
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To: LurkedLongEnough
Dumping out a purse
A woman gets very angry
I say to her, "Que?"
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posted on
04/11/2002 8:48:13 AM PDT
by
Tauzero
To: chriservative
Airplanes obsolete.
Ground mag-lev rides are the way.
Zee French convinced us.
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posted on
04/11/2002 8:50:06 AM PDT
by
txhurl
To: LurkedLongEnough
That's a nice bauble
need to pick something up; Wife's
birthday tomorrow
Happy Anniversary...
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posted on
04/11/2002 8:55:06 AM PDT
by
vrwinger
To: LurkedLongEnough
Lines stretch out the door
And each must submit to me
Such power I have
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posted on
04/11/2002 8:55:51 AM PDT
by
blau993
To: LurkedLongEnough
Freeper up in arms:
"Guards have NO RIGHT to search me!!
...Unless it's for drugs."
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To: LurkedLongEnough
Happy Anniversary, LLE! And thanks for the FUNNIEST stuff I have read in a long, long time. So funny cause of the many rings of truth. :) Great effort!
To: LurkedLongEnough
Please step through again
My new refrain better than
You want fries with that?
To: blau993
"...a FR legend!"
I AGREE!
To: LurkedLongEnough
empowered morons
shake down geriatric folk
arabs breeze right through
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posted on
04/11/2002 9:19:32 AM PDT
by
galt-jw
To: blau993;freedomson
Do any of you guys have the link to that infamous thread?
To: blau993
Can you clue me in?
Which thread are you speaking of?
Thank you very much.
My son's G.I. Joe
Screener's scared; she gets her boss
"DON'T DO THIS AGAIN"
true story
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posted on
04/11/2002 9:22:45 AM PDT
by
Siouxz
To: chriservative
It's been long since deleted. It lives on in legend.
Shower on!
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posted on
04/11/2002 9:24:06 AM PDT
by
Redcloak
To: LurkedLongEnough
kept safe by boneheads
just as dumb as nine chickens
a pretense for fools
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posted on
04/11/2002 9:25:40 AM PDT
by
galt-jw
To: blau993
I still rate that as the funniest single thread I have ever seen on FR. A FR legend! If it's so funny, LINK IT!. I missed it the first time!
Now, on to the poetry.
Hands on the clock move,
Bags on the belt also move,
The clock hands I watch.
or
Spiffy uniform,
Shiny jack-boots on my feet,
Heels to crush your soul
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posted on
04/11/2002 9:26:27 AM PDT
by
gridlock
To: LurkedLongEnough
Young female screener.
Tall silver haired man, drops trou.
He's saying "Kiss it."
Just one from the other side, for all the good folks on the other side of the machine. yeah right.
regards
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posted on
04/11/2002 9:29:30 AM PDT
by
okiedust
To: LurkedLongEnough
Old Woman! Step up!
Scary face. Spread, bend over!
Dangerous Grandma.
To: Dark Wing
Trouble at airport!
My husband is on that plane!!!
Must take shower first
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posted on
04/11/2002 9:52:20 AM PDT
by
Thud
To: C.C. Pelican Brown
Govt religion...
is evolution/tyranny---
concentration camps!
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