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Airport Screener Haiku Poetry
LurkedLongEnough
| April 11, 2002
| LurkedLongEnough
Posted on 04/11/2002 8:11:30 AM PDT by LurkedLongEnough
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To: LurkedLongEnough
Mohammad Atta
No Smoking
Ground Zero
Barney Fife Screeners
Feel Safe
Tom Ridge
Crayola Alert Factor
41
posted on
04/11/2002 10:02:13 AM PDT
by
csvset
To: Nathan Jr.
This could take hours-
Doing search on Don King's hair.
Lindberg baby found!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
To: freedomson
He he he...a classic...
To: LurkedLongEnough
Bump! Humorous thread!
I will read this more, later,
when my workday ends.
To: LurkedLongEnough
Do not stop to ask
who attacked America.
Search the grandmothers.
45
posted on
04/11/2002 10:41:37 AM PDT
by
ibbryn
To: f.Christian
Dark ties. White shirts worn.
Performing, well-dressed screeners.
Triple my paycheck.
To: Siouxz; gridlock; chriservative
A female Freeper heard on the radio that there was trouble at the airport. She was concerned because her husband was due to arrive there shortly. However, she could not stick with the news reports, because she was going to take a shower, and she hoped others would keep her informed. The hundreds of posts that followed were everything you might imagine and more.
If the thread has not been preserved for posterity it is a shame. If we ever decide to do a "Best of Free Republic," that thread is an absolute must.
47
posted on
04/11/2002 11:03:33 AM PDT
by
blau993
To: C.C. Pelican Brown
Pajama fun flight...
politicians-teachers flight crew---
bags-weirdo cargo-run.
To: f.Christian
Non-alcohol flight.
But my pencil just x-rayed
No crosswords, no drinks.
To: LurkedLongEnough
Got this one on the web today:
Resource Not Found
Request: GET /asm_os/cgi/ultimatebb.cgi HTTP/1.1
Here is a random haiku, while you contemplate your next destination:
Rather than a beep,
or a rude error message,
these words: "File Not Found."
Tuesday, April 16, 2002 16:45:46 CDT |
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; T312461; Q312461) |
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posted on
04/16/2002 3:04:15 PM PDT
by
sixmil
To: sixmil
To: Bacon Man; humblegunner; Hap; Allegra; weikel; Tennessee_Bob; Hegewisch Dupa; dix; Eaker; TheMom; ..
Ping to some FUNNY stuff! Yeah, I know it's an old thread. It still rulez.
52
posted on
06/02/2004 5:36:00 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(It was nearly midnight before we scraped Uncle Harry off the dining-room table.)
To: LurkedLongEnough
no more rent a cop
now federal employee
when is my next break?
To: Xenalyte; Bacon Man; Hap; humblegunner; Eaker; Flyer; pax_et_bonum; TheMom
Take my shoes off now?
But the smell will blow you away!
Ooooops...don't take me away.....
54
posted on
06/02/2004 5:43:26 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Meow)
To: Allegra
Since you just did the customs trick in a non-U.S.-type place, I must ask what it was like arriving in and departing from London. Hassle at all, or easy like it used to be?
Also, I heard a report on KSEV this morning that the air marshals are sticking out like sore thumbs on their flights because they're the only passengers who are "professionally dressed." Apparently, their impeccable grooming is giving them away.
55
posted on
06/02/2004 5:52:57 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(It was nearly midnight before we scraped Uncle Harry off the dining-room table.)
To: Xenalyte
Getting in and out of London was a breeze. Customs barely even looked at me. Upon leaving, they did select my carry-on as one to search, but they did it politley and efficiently.
Getting out and back into Kuwait was no hassle either.
When I visit DC during the holidays via Reagan Airport, I always play "Spot the Air Marshal" when I'm boarding and it's soooooo easy!
56
posted on
06/02/2004 6:08:21 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Meow)
To: Allegra
I didn't notice one on our Vegas flights, but they were full-on solid booked, so I probably would only have seen a marshal if he were sitting next to me.
Which wasn't the case . . . I had a child sitting next to me, and the child's family behind me, and in the lap of the family member directly behind me another child who kicked my seat the entire damn flight.
57
posted on
06/02/2004 6:13:33 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(It was nearly midnight before we scraped Uncle Harry off the dining-room table.)
To: LurkedLongEnough
It isn't much fun
Practicing proctology
As security.
To: patton
aiport haiku screams your name.
59
posted on
06/02/2004 6:18:45 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: Xenalyte
Which wasn't the case . . . I had a child sitting next to me, and the child's family behind me, and in the lap of the family member directly behind me another child who kicked my seat the entire damn flight. Uh oh. You're like my ex-boyfriend/fiance. He was a screaming-kid-magnet on flights. We could be sitting at the gate ready to board a flight and there'd be ONE screaming kid in the whole lot. That kid invariably ended up sitting right behind US.
Every freakin' time.
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posted on
06/02/2004 6:24:25 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Meow)
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