LOL! People outside will think you're just too SLOWWW to find it. Everyone should have a basement, dontcha know? Nevermind that the soil is more like concrete here and nevermind that even though Texas is a typically dry and rugged state the flooding is extreme.
Keep looking buddy! LOL!
Speaking of bad tornadoes, that Jarrell one really raised this native's eyebrows. Sucked up the grass and pavement from the roads.